Forum Fanatic Tavern

Started by DemonicGambit1,255 pages

Sure anythin' ya want Lily

hey celsius😊 Dark Helmet: Out of Order?! F***! Even in the future, nothing works! 😂

VIRGIN ALARM!!!!

Never seen Space Balls...or Monty Python. 🙄

Barf: I'm a mog! Half-man, half-dog! I'm my own best friend!

niether have i

Seen Spaceballs, but never seen Python

Dark Helmet: So I see your Schwartz...IS AS BAD AS MINE, let's see how you handle it.

*Sneaks off to corner*

Still confused. 😛

It's Mega-Maid!
She's gone from
suck to blow!

😉😱 so dirty 😉

COL. SANDURZ: He's an *******, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. *******. Major *******.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an ******* too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip *******.
DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!

Don't worry Lily I'll keep ya company *Hands Lily some more rum*

Cheers, Gambit. 😉

Cheers mademoiselle! 🍺

😛 🙄

Cheers to you too, Celsius, though I'm sure you're in full 'Space Balls' mode. 😉

[at the sound of an alarm going off]
Barf:[wakes up] Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and Mogs first!
[Dot walks over to Vespa and Lone Starr]
Dot: (to Lonestarr)We'll have none of that mister!
(to Vespa)Are you alright? What'd he touch, what he touch?
Vespa: Nothing!
Lonestarr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot: That was my virgin alarm. It's programed to go off before you do. this one is very funny 😄

😂

*Sigh* Well, I'm off.

G'Night all! 😄
*Hugs n' pokes*