COL. SANDURZ: He's an *******, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. *******. Major *******.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an ******* too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip *******.
DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!
[at the sound of an alarm going off]
Barf:[wakes up] Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and Mogs first!
[Dot walks over to Vespa and Lone Starr]
Dot: (to Lonestarr)We'll have none of that mister!
(to Vespa)Are you alright? What'd he touch, what he touch?
Vespa: Nothing!
Lonestarr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot: That was my virgin alarm. It's programed to go off before you do. this one is very funny 😄