I do stunts to Obie. Once at a party, I was like 28, an old guy, and someone dared me to slide across the table like a cowboy in a saloon. So I said, "okay" and I ran and instead of sliding, I split the table into pieces and knocked bottles and cans everywhere. Then, still in mid flight, I land on a lamp stand and break the legs off that. I ended up upsidedown on the cement floor of a garage. My buddy helped me up, everyone laughed, and I began drinking some more. And of course, taking more bong rips.