Forum Fanatic Tavern

Started by LindsIsTightK1,255 pages

well I've only got 97,327 beers left

-Drinks half- 😄

the clocks ticking...

hey im back. what has happened

*tick. tick. tick.*

just 90,000 more to go WORK FASTER JP!!!!

-Drinks half- Ahhhh! Stomach Liver oh godddd! -drinks more-

*Drinks a half gallon of Jack Daniels and falls over from alcohol poison* I give up

3...2...1 to late*Black Mages all set Mimi on fire*thats wut u get for tryin 2 get a free beer from me Mimi!

-Drinks rest of Jack Daniels and finishes alcohol and trips and flips over couch unconcious- 😂

*shakes head* what hapned to me, i woke up in a swamp

*casts blizzaga on everyone*

how niceeeeee 😉

give those beers! if u dont ill leave and u want get all that money,that crazy amount of money

-passed out from severe alcohol poisoning-

*wakes up a few hours later* Whats going on in here???

-Wakes up confused- What the hell? I forgot where I am? 😕

horrible bar, i ask for some drinks and i never get them*Leads army outside in2 the streats 2 cous mischief*

i hate this bar. i died here

*kidnaps 453 mages from obies army*

*Offers free drinks to everyone who comes into my bar* MY BAR IS NOT HORRIBLE!!! COME BACK!!!