Dont be so sad, Hiker is here to cheer you all up! First I will tell you a joke and then I will do a stunt immediately after the joke. Here goes . . .
"What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?"
"Well, Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson f*cks little kids."
🙄
*runs fast and jumps across bar knocking off and shattering beer glasses and lands on the shards of broken glass leaving a trail of blood*