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im not into conversations that require me to do alot of thinking.

i went to my friends today.we were hitting this big blue dinosour (however its spelt) with a stick 🙂

So, everyone happy here?

im happy 🙂

Bet the dinosaur isn't.

I'm not very happy. I'm sort of sleepy and confused.

The world is just so cruel sometimes. 🙁

😖anta:

Santa is so cruel.

He hurts those elves, you know.

i saw Santa drinking beer in a parking lot

Yep, I'm not surprised. That guy is a huge alkie. I heard he brews his own moonshine and feeds it to his reigndeer.

That's why they fly. 🙄

i talk a lot of hum de la la

I know, Santa is'nt reall any way.

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crazy insane or insane crazy?

Insane crazy. 📖 🍺

*holds lighter up to his ass and farts*