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i do need someone to take care of me...

"im sooo tired"

I got your back, Happy. *forces happy to take three shots of Vodka with a lemon chaser and a shot of Yeager Miester*

me too... work early...

Wake up stovenutts (great name by the way) *forces stove to eat all the bar pretzels and doesn't give him anything to drink. Waits five minutes later and gives Stoves a huge pitcher of beer with a Yeager shot and a Red bull chaser. that'll do the trick

tired hmmm . . . 😉

im awake now. stomach hurts a little

fruity

i think u need to help me wake up tears.

*silver tears gets a hand full of corn nuts and a whistle pop. then I force two pints of tequila down her throat until she almost pukes, but she doesn't puke (since she's a trooper) and I give her five shots of Yeager, a back rub, half a beer, a red bull, a glass of vodka, and a hand grenade*

*throw hand grenade at hiker* keep ur distance and stove is that a request??😉

-Fixes Tears and grabs a shotgun and blows a hole in Hiker's hand and pulls the pin on the grenade and shoves it down Hiker's throat and kicks him out-

yes that is a request.... 😉

Sorry, a hand grenade is a drink, Sillys. *pours J to the P a fat beer, forces a pint of Vodka down his throat, a red bull, a little tequila, a burger and fries, and five sour apple martini's* "be nice J to the P, I don't have the energy to battle tonight"

hmmm wat can we do to fix that?😉

Oh but you somehow have 6 hands? 😕 -spits out vodka and breaks over Hiker's head and puts a C4 on his head and throws him out and detonates blowing him all over-

i dont know?? wake me up anyway u can

You want my hand cuffs?

ooooo

hmmm i like a challenge 😉