Forum Fanatic Tavern

-grabs an ax and starts hacking away at the bar-

Yes, I love when women hack things.

-grabs bottles of alcohol and throws them at TH's head. Continues hacking away at the bar, destroys the bar stools and the tables-

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
-grabs bottles of alcohol and throws them at TH's head. Continues hacking away at the bar, destroys the bar stools and the tables-

Catches bottles one by one and pours them into his own mouth. Gulp gulp gulp and a lemon flys by. Grabs lemon and squeezes lemon juice into mouth while twisting a fatty. Give linds the fatty hoping to calm her down.

-throws last bar stool out the window, starts crying, and walks out-

Goes back and reads previous posts to see what this is all about.

Runs outside after linds. Finds her peeing in a bush. She finishes and stands up, looking me in the eyes. She coresses my cheek with her soft hand that smells of strawberry hand soap. Then, the most un expected thing happens . . .

Linds kicks TH in the face and walks away

oh mah gawd.....gag me with a maggot!!!!!! *HURLS VIOLENTLY*

*passes out and drowns in a pool of his own steamy blood*

😕 the hell?

that was awesome.

yep I'm with blue here....

something happened.

yup...rogue walked in.

he is pickled. sorry. big brother changed his sleeping habits.

-walks in and sits on the floor in the middle of her bar which she just got done tearing apart-

*points to mirror behind bar that linds missed*

I don't wanna look in the mirror 🙁 I look like crap and now I gotta get all this stuff fixed 😬

heres the bill.....