I ran as fast as i could slipped on a banana peel 💃, fell backwards down a flight of stairs, while hearing my bones crack, landed on the ground, rolled 🤣 towards the road, smashed my head into the post box, spun onto the road, out of the path of a semi-tralier, down a manhole, landed in knee deep water floated through in an out of conciousness, rats gnawing at my ears, drifted into the river, awoke floating, got hit by a boat, oh, a canoe coming to rescue me, CRACK! 😱 in the face with an oar, i awoke at a river bank, lying in the poison ivy, stood up, staggered toward the highway ran down it, till i reached the city, i ran toward my house, through a shopping centre i saw Hilary Duff shoppin lookin fine as ever, i ran through the park, and I ran as fast as i could slipped on a banana peel, fell backwards down a flight of stairs.. 💃