south park
daredevil
pirates of the carribbeanPirates of the Caribbean
Screenplay by Terry Rossio and Ted Elliott
Scene 1: (Dream sequence of Will’s rescue)
Young Elizabeth: [standing at the bow of a ship and singing] …We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up – [Gibbs puts his hand on her shoulder which surprises her]
Gibbs: Quiet, missy, cursed pirates sail these waters. You don’t want to bring them down on us now, do ya?
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs that will do!
Gibbs: She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.
Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.
Gibbs: Aye, Lieutenant. It’s bad luck to have a woman on board, too, even a miniature one.
Young Elizabeth: I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves – a short drop and a sudden stop. [ Elizabeth glances at Gibbs who mimes a hanging]
Governor Swann: Lieutenant Norrington, I appreciate your fervor. But I’m…I’m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.
Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann.
Young Elizabeth : Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Governor Swann : Yes, that’s what concerns me.
Young Elizabeth : [sees a parasol and then a piece of wreckage with a boy on it in the water] Look, a boy! There’s a boy in the water!
Gibbs : Man overboard!
Norrington: Haul him aboard. [they get him on board] He’s still breathing.
Gibbs: [spots burning ship] Mary, Mother of God!
Governor Swann : What happened here?
Norrington: It’s most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.
Gibbs : A lot of good it did them. Everyone’s thinking it; I’m just saying it – pirates!
Governor Swann : There’s no proof of that. It was probably an accident.
Norrington: Rouse the Captain immediately! Heave to and take in sail, launch the boats.
Governor Swann : Elizabeth I want you to accompany the boy. He’ll be in your charge. Take care of him. [she nods and walks over to the young Will ]
Young Elizabeth : [Will awakes] It’s ok. My name’s Elizabeth Swann .
Young Will: W-W-Will Turner .
Young Elizabeth : I’m watching over you, Will . [ Will faints, she notices medallion and examines it] You’re a p-pirate. [hides it when Norrington approaches]
Norrington: Has he said anything?
Young Elizabeth : His name is William Turner , that’s all I found out.
Norrington: [to sailors] Take him below.
[ Elizabeth studies the medallion closer and upon looking up sees a ship with the black flag flying at its mast; she closes her eyes]
[End dream]
Scene 2: (A beautiful dress and an impressive sword)
[ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her bureau drawer; she puts it on; there’s a knock on the door]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth ! Are you alright? Are you decent?
Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe] Yes, yes!
Governor Swann : Still abed at this hour? [opens the curtains and the window] It’s a beautiful day. I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]
Elizabeth : Oh, it’s beautiful!
Governor Swann : Isn’t it?
Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion?
Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? [to the maids] Go on. Actually, I, uh…I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today.
Elizabeth : The ceremony?
Governor Swann : Captain Norrington ’s promotion ceremony.
Elizabeth : I knew it!
Governor Swann : Commodore Norrington as he’s about to become! [the maids lace Elizabeth up into a corset] Fine gentleman, don’t you think. He fancies you. Elizabeth ? How’s it coming?
Elizabeth : It’s difficult to say.
Governor Swann : I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London
Elizabeth : Well, women in London must’ve learned not to breathe.
Servant: M’lord , you have a visitor.
[ Will studies a sconce and upon touching it, a piece comes off in his hand; he buries it in the vase that’s holding canes and umbrellas]
Governor Swann : [walks downstairs after the servant] Ah, Mr. Turner , good to see you again.
Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens case and takes out the sword] The blade is folded steel, that’s gold filigree laid into the handle. If I may? [balances the sword] Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and presents it gracefully to the Governor]
Governor Swann : [takes the sword] Impressive, very impressive. Ah, now, Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this. Do pass my compliments on to your Master.
Will : I shall. A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated.
Governor Swann : [enter Elizabeth ] Ah, Elizabeth , you look absolutely stunning.
Elizabeth : Will! So good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.
Will : About me?
Governor Swann : Elizabeth , is that entirely proper for you to…?
Elizabeth : About the day we met, do you remember?
Will : How could I forget, Miss Swann ?
Elizabeth : Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth ?
Will: At least once more, Miss Swann , as always.
Governor Swann : There, see, at least the boy has a sense of propriety. Now, we really must be going. Farewell.
Elizabeth : Good day, Mr. Turner .
Governor Swann : Come along.
Will: Good day… [ Elizabeth and the Governor exit, Will trailing after them, they leave in a carriage] Elizabeth .
Scene 3: (A most excellent entrance, the debate, and the proposal)
[Jack stands on the mast of his boat, noticing that it’s filling up with water he jumps down to bail it out; notices three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign “pirates ye be warned” and pays homage to them; reaches the port, his boat sinking lower and lower until he is at the dock and is able to simply walk off the boat’s mast]
Harbormaster: [to Jack ] What? Hold up there, you. It’s a shilling to tie up your
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