~101 ways to Annoy Barbossa~
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APirateMonkey
Well..........Start think of ways 2 annoy him now would ya
1. Eat a 100 or so Apples right in his face Sayin MMMMM all the time
2. Tell him Jack just got himself a Really Big hat
3. .............................. & so on & so on
APirateMonkey
3.
Clean all his clothes and dye them bright pink
BloomBabyGirl
4. tie him to a chair and bruch his teeth
Bending_Unit
(LOL
)
5: Hav the last aztec gold in ur hand and hes ready to eat a apple wen u throw it in but u keep droping it and cathichng it, then drop it and shoot his head off
- the system worx
BloomBabyGirl
wow BU that was well thought out
APirateMonkey
LOL
Johnny.D_Freak
6) give him some tooth past!!!
APirateMonkey
Buy him fals e teeth 4 christmas
BloomBabyGirl
umm....
tell him jack the monkey took a dookey in his hat
APirateMonkey
I like that 1 BloomBabe
APirateMonkey
Yes........When da curse breaks tell him there are no such things as apples anymore
Bending_Unit
break the curse but replace his apple with a nuclear bomb
tinkerbell668
use fancy words
APirateMonkey
I like da bomb 1 MG
Replace his hat with one of Liz's pritty frilly ones while he is sleeping
BloomBabyGirl
tell him will isnt really bootstraps son
chez
Replace his pistol with a plastic gun that shoots something really lame -- eg. confetti, a flag that says 'BANG' in big letters, etc.
MissesDepp?!
Put him in jail, with a nice view of the ocean and have Jack sail the pearl back and forth in front of it.. while having a big pirate party with beautiful women, big hats, monkeys, apples and rum..
Barbossa: can I come?
Jack: ....no!
Barbossa: High school memories coming back to me now..
APirateMonkey
U have a great imagination...i lost mine
Johnny.D_Freak
huh?
APirateMonkey
On other page JDF
Mrs. Sparrow
buy jack sparrow a monkey and name it barbossa! lol
Johnny.D_Freak
i can'r b bothered going back...
chez
I'm liking this thread!!
el-pirate
let liz choose to rather eat with the crew naked, that to eat with barbossa!!
APirateMonkey
B4 the curse is broken send him a letter ayin he just won 1000000000000000000 apples but they have 2 b eaten with in 24 hours
APirateMonkey
Call him Hector all the time (4 those that don't know its his first name
)
Mrs. Sparrow
monkey named barbossa!
BloomBabyGirl
erm...lok him in a room with will talking all day
ArrghPirateGirl
lock him a room with Elizabeth talkin all day
tinkerbell668
that would annoy me
ArrghPirateGirl
Same
tinkerbell668
yeah she just talks aloooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Yeah I think she need 2 b shot blowup He He He Anywayz .........
tinkerbell668
ohhhhhhh but what about will....how could you see that face sad??? I think jack would be a little bummed too.
ArrghPirateGirl
Meh? *shrugs* They'll live
tinkerbell668
ohhh true...ok why not *goes and searches for gun*
tinkerbell668
hmmmm seemed to have lost it...u have one all i have is this stupid sword.
ArrghPirateGirl
Im confused
tinkerbell668
naturally!!!
tinkerbell668
ok ur always confused!!!!!!!!
Mocha Kitty
sing an annoying song really really loud
Mocha Kitty
tell him he looks like a teletubbie
tinkerbell668
hmmmmmmm sure why not???
ArrghPirateGirl
Tellitubie HA HA HA HA HA
chez
Which one?? Tinky Winky??
chez
Er, hold on. Tinky Winky -- that's the gay one with the red hand-bag, right?
**gets BAAAAD images; decides to step far away from subject**
tinkerbell668
LOL yeah...For some reason those teletubbies really freak me out!!! But I'm deathy afraid of Clowns, absolutely hate 'em
!!
chez
LOL, join the club!! Lots of people I know hate clowns. Why do people like them, anyway?
tinkerbell668
I don't know...whats so funny about 'em???
chez
**shrugs**
They're freaky.
Anyway, what were we talking about? Topic?
tinkerbell668
101 ways to annoy barbossa!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Poke him with a stick Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
tinkerbell668
he he sounds fun *pokes barbossa*
ArrghPirateGirl
*pokes him with a hot poker*
Muahahahahahahaaa
paula 7
i would give him a bottle of mouth wash and then take him to walmart for some tooth paste and electric tooth brush. Oh my bad!! they did nodt have electridity in those days well... Straw even.
tinkerbell668
lol I think pokeing him is da best!!! *pokes barbossa with hot iron sword* FUN!!!!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Muahahahaaa
Wateva # We R up 2 Now) Lock him in a room with a tape playing Elizabeth singing A Pirates Life for Me on repeat
tinkerbell668
ahhhh thats a good one too *keeps pokeing him with an apple core*
ArrghPirateGirl
Apple Core
I like dat
#) Call him Bosy
Miya Sparrow
I Know, leave him on a deserted Island with Elizabeth while Jack sails off with the Black Pearl, thats like it should be and shall always remain
Miya Sparrow
then blow up the island!!!!!!!!!!!!blowup
JessieSparrow
after the rum is safely off of it
Miya Sparrow
yes of course
ArrghPirateGirl
LMFAO This good stuff
Miya Sparrow
hmm what next!! I know hid the the medallion then play hot and cold with him but make sure where every he goes say cold (that sucked)
ArrghPirateGirl
I like dat 1
Prance around on board yelling out wat a great Pirate Jack is while eatin a lopt of apples crunchin noisily
ArrghPirateGirl
Annoyin Barbossa ........Duh
ArrghPirateGirl
Just annoy Barbossa SAVVY
ArrghPirateGirl
Hmmm... Back on topic
Unholy_Cheese
Yep
but i cant think of any more ways to annoy barbossa
el-pirate
did we egged him already....
ladygrim
lol...eggs fine invention lol
Unholy_Cheese
Invention? i think not
Unholy_Cheese
The egg isnt a ivention, who invented it?
~DaPirateFreak~
I read a story and there was an evio magic time travelling egg
Unholy_Cheese
The anser is evoulution
el-pirate
^nerd^
Unholy_Cheese
Hey
Unholy_Cheese
Whered u get that smilie
~DaPirateFreak~
were do u think
Unholy_Cheese
Y not? ranting
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