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Just read a fic on wat they thought old Bootstrap Bill would think of being stuck down at da bottom of the ocean So....Wat would u guys think about?

Welll..me would b food.....food.....fish.....& plotting against enemy's slyMuahahahahahaaaaa

i would think of a finding nemo, plotting against the enemy (also) cuz i love revenge!

i would also try to figure out dolphin language so i could catch a ride with one back home and i would think about chinese checkers and putt-putt golf

I would think about family and friends...how bored I am...all the fish passing by....and love!!! <sorry I'm a total romantic

I would also think about Finding Nemo...Id go looking 4 him

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!

......*starts chasing fishy's* FISHY FISHY FISHY

i would actually find nemo then i would catch some fish and cook em them swim to the top and commendeer a ship

IF your at the bottom of the ocean....your dead.

1- You would drown LONG before you reached there
2- if your like bill, and cant drown...the pressure of the ocean down there would crush you inwards.

hey man relax and let our imaginations run

lol yah!! But bloombaby how would u cook a fish if ur under water?

its all in my head........dint u ever watch the spongebob episode where patrik cooked? its an ispiration

im glad you have an inspiration! haha

I'd be thinking about air. And how to get that air as quickly as possible.

And that's probably about it...

LOL I like dat Chez

I would also think about my Rubba Ducky (well its acctuallr ERD but its sittin right next 2 me sooo....) coz he would b at da top of da ocean while im at da bottom

"Rubber Ducky, you're the one... you make bath-times oh so fun... Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you... dooby dooby doo..."

(Sorry... quick Sesame Street flashback there... )

I have a devil ducky and it came with that song just devil ducky and different...then me and my cousin made up pretty poochie to the same tune "pretty poochie when you crap, its like Im standin in a sewege trap, pretty poochie Im awfully fond of you woo woo be do"

Oh Shit!

^^ Yeah, that too.

LMFAO

hey me n my cuz wree bored once at a car wash so we made up

Rubby ducky wash my car
u make it shine just like a star
when u thru it looks so clean
id like to eat a jelly bean


people started giving money to us...i think they thought we were homeless

As long as they give you money, who cares if they think you're homeless...

exactly

Yup..........Thats another thing Id do......Go look 4 money

we could go treasure hunting on the bottom of the ocean

ooh that sounds like fun *puts snorkel mask on*

*looks around 4 1 of Chez's extra special limited edition signed snorkles*
Hmmm...I wonder where she put it

*jumps in w/o scuba gear* oops

*watches BBG drown* something in the back of my head is telling me to do something... but im just not sure what....

I'm feeling generous today.

Here -- extra-special glow-in-the-dark limited-edition autographed snorkels for everybody...!

WAAA HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can mine be autographed from JOHNNY????

please please pretty please!

**looks at autographs**

It's from Postlethwaite Keebleboch III... whoever that is...

Oh well...

hmm.. COOL! ive always wanted to meet him! ......uh.. or her...

Don't we all!!

Oh well...

**puts on cool snorkel**

*puts snorkel on upside down*

i'm ready!

*puts on batman mask*
Yep Im ready....Oh wait
*pulls out rubber ducky*
Now I am

**puts on inflatable water-wings and grabs plastic tug-boat**

Okay, let's go... Actually, no, wait...

**puts on flippers**

Alright, NOW let's go...

**starts walking**
-flap, flap, flap, flap-

*goes 2 jump in tug boat but falls in water*
GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

**laughs at APG, then trips and falls in water too**

Oh great...

*points and laughs*

i will gently just ease into the water with my snorkel and mask

*chokes on water cuz snorkel is upside down*

well this is going well

**keeps drowning and trying to grab onto the side of the plastic tugboat**

Heeeeelp... Heeeeelp...!

why does everyone drown infront of me *stands by and watches (Again)*

*pushes IAP*
I want some1 2 drown in front of me

**pulls out inflatable life raft and sits back with everyone else to watch IAP drown**

**passes popcorn around**

MMMMM Popcorn

arggg! APG!

*tries to climb on life raft but accidently puts hole in it with fingernails*

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh U Idiot

uhhhh.. woops

*goes underwater to hide* i dont think they will find me under here... *stays underwater* i'm not breathing very well....

*gets Chez's snorkle and goes after IAP*
Just Keep Swimming Just keep swimming

**puts on my snorkel and sings with APG** Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do, we swim, swim, swim...

Oh by the way, not to worry anyone or anything, but I can see a shark and it's heading this way...

APG: Oh goodie.......Ive always wanted 2 meet a shark

JDF: *pop's out of nowhere*.......OMG!!!! me 2 and i wanna meet a sord fish

*BBG transfroms from a fch to her regular self hungry and with a fork in her right hand and swims ahead to eat the shark*

**watches BBG swim ahead, then shrugs and returns to wandering around on the ocean floor**

Gee it's boring down here... all I've seen so far is a man-eating shark, two drowning scuba-divers, Amelia Earhart's plane and the wreck of the Titanic.

*sigh* I guess all expeditions can't be exciting...

*looks around*
Hm...Ur right nuthin
*pokes at Nemo*
.......HEY that was nemo

**dodges as Marlin comes shooting into thread, grabs Nemo and swims back out again**

Gosh... close family they've got there...

wow.....WOW *dodging all the fish that r folowing* WOOOOOW!!!

FISHY FISHY FISHY
*paranas appear*
Hmm....I thought they were African fish
*paranas start eatin every1*
Hmm......This has 2 b bad luck

you're right chez, this is boring.....

*stops talking to an undiscovered sea creature*

now what?

*trips over a rum bottle*

NOW THIS IS EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*drinks rum quickly before anyone else can*

*appears from out of nowere underwater* well... this is erm.......fun *sees IAP drink all the rum* great, just great! *sees prinse eric (from ariel) walking/swimming by* now, that's interesting

No, don't mention the Little Mermai--

**suddenly music starts up, all these sea creatures appear and start singing "Under de Sea" while dancing insanely and dragging me into the madness**

No! NO! NOOOO...!!

hmm...if i was stuck underwater, I'd be thinking of whether or not i left my sink running, because i do that all the time and am always worrying about that.

lol

*does synchronize dancing with all the sea creatures*

come on chez its fun! *grabs chez and throws her on a dancing sea horse*

APG: *starts dancing with a jellyfish*
Ow its stung me BAD SQUISHY

**gets bucked off crazed sea-horse and dragged into an under-sea mambo dance**

HELP...!!

Have Fun
*waves merrily*
Now where was I???....Oh yes...BAD SQUISHY!!

hihi, my god, i caused all that *starts dancing tango with eric, ariel waching jealously (don't know if that's a word... ) *

apg dont let that jellyfish do that to you!! sting em back!

*does the Macarena with sabastion and flounder*

**tries to escape from the undersea hoe-down but is dragged into Macarena-fest with IAP, Flounder and Sebastian**

HELP... again...!!

**looks up and sees the Black Pearl sailing past on the surface above... then dropping anchor... straight down towards where we're partying...**

Uh-oh...

wow, chez you really like to do the macarena...

*dives out of way of black pearl and then swims up to it*

*follows*
YAY PIRATES I like Pirates pirate....Wait Im a Pirate.....wait no *2 IAP* Ur Im A pirate...

**points at IAP**
She started it!

**to APG**
Who's I'm a Pirate? You're I'm a Pirate? I'm not I'm a Pirate... and I'm... uh...
**sits down before I hurt myself**

LMAO!

...*still confused about who is a pirate*

*looks at all the confused pirates

apg- you do this to us all the time

Yup & proud of it

*gives apg a blue ribbon and pins it on her coat*

to the most cofused and confusing person of the group--APG *raises apg's hand in triumph*

**applause from studio audience**

APG: Thank U Thank U *bows 2 audience*

*goes and buys a rose and throws it to apg, but the thorn hits her in the face*

uh...................................
*looks at audience and blames random person*

STUPID AUDIENCE MEMBER!!! dont hurt apg

*hides behind own hands*

APG: *glares at audience*
THAT WASN'T VERY NICE

*hands apg a bandaid for cut on her face*

some people will just never learn how to throw roses...

*takes bandaid happily*
Stupid people

yes stupid indeed *whistles again*

LOL, why did someone threw a flower again...

uh...... i...... dont...... kn--

*runs*

Coz I am the most Confusin pirate in da world & they were all aplaudin me......Hey were did IAP go???

*puts hands infront of face and acts like no one can see her*

*looks around*
Hmmmmm

about drowning..... or getting eaten

sharks....

hmm i would think 100 000 000 000 000 bottles of milk on the wall 100 000 000 000 000 bottles of milk. 1 goes down blah blah ect ect

99 999 999 999 999 bottles of RUM on the wall, 99 999 999 999 999 bottles of rum on the wall. take one down pass it around

99 999 999 999 998 bottles of rum on the wall

(Oh yeah rum!) 99 999 999 999 998 bottles of rum on the wall, 99 999 999 999 998 of rum. Take one down, pass it around 99 999 999 999 997 bottles of rum on the wall!

this could take a while.... BUT WE MUST FINISH THE SONG!

99 999 999 999 997 bottles of rum on the wall 99 999 999 999 997 bottles of rum. take one down, pass it around 99 999 999 999 996 bottles of rum on the wall

I agree
99 999 999 999 996 bottles of rum on the wall 99 999 999 999 996 bottles of rum. Take one down pass it around 99 999 999 999 995 bottles of rum on the wall

Crap its 3:00 am here jawdrop cya IaP

*20,000 years later*

14 328 482 100 813 bottles of rum on the wall, 14 328 482 100 813 bottles of rum,

take one down, pass it around 14 328 482 100 812 bottles of rum on the wall

bye M_G!! night!

Agh ya makin me sleepy yawn< dunno if that'll work
Byez all ( i hope this song is finished wen i get back!!)

i have a good idea then

go to sleep

gnight (Again)

be like this guy >> sleep1

gnight, though your probbly sleepin already...

gmorning!!
(well, you must be awake by now)

Nope......Still sleepin

*nemo swimming against MG head* time for school, time for school, time for school!!!!

CONFUSED ......

Skool? I dont' wann go 2 skool

Yay cleaners strike and im sick if only i was sick on a normal day not a cleaners strike

HA HA HA HA........Clearners strick....neva herd of em

Well my friend told me that theres is a thick coat of rubish for the floor, and if u went u woald get a african disease

OMG Hilarious hysterical

banblue

U keep doin it wrong girly *shakes head in disgust*

banblue banblue banblue bangreen bangreen bangreen

oooh teach me how to do the color thing

do wat TDF did but its m instead of n bangreen

banblue

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh pretty colors

bangreen

There ya go

can you do the diff colors with other smilies?

Dont think so...i tried but it didn't work weep

dont cry *pats apg on back*

now how do you get the banana to dance?

i sang to them

ohhhh i see

*starts singing to a banana on the kitchen table*

*2 hours later- still singing*

it should work ANY time now...

<<< There it goes

WOOO HOOO! blueban

why arent my bananas working now? i see a red x

U doin it wrong bangreen

oops bangreen

well i shall join in.. bangreen

yay! dancing banana party! banblue

indeedy

...dance

i dont like bananas ...

bangreen i can do it too!!! bangreen

wit kandoo

me either...

but i must admit... they are cool when they dance

LOL

Um...

..hmmmmmmm

kay...

..yes

right....

kitty

This is gettin confusin

Hmm...yes.....*goes back down 2 bottom of ocean*