Pirate Pants Jokes

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DRAKONS
Do any of you know pants jokes well i havent seen any topics like that so ill start it.
Captain our pants are under atack.
Dont touch the pants(normaly it woud be for jacks hat)

DRAKONS
COme on anyone tabletalk

jessigem
sorry, they're kinda lameerm
and i don't know any.

DRAKONS
Yea i gues your right but if anyone likes your welcome to try

Mådness
Jack: *wakes up from an alchol overload, since he can't get a hangover* Ugh...wha happened?
Annamaria: That is an unusual way to wear your pants, Captain
Jack: *realizes that he is wearing his pants on his head* .....

jessigem
hysterical
surprisingly, that wasn't lame. just hilarious.

Mådness
Goes to prove that there ARE good pirate pants jokes out there laughing out loud

Also goes to prove that Jack might have a drinking problem sad

jessigem
MIGHT?!

Mådness
Yes. Might...

Jack: My name is Jack. Captain Jack Sparrow, actually. Well...I'm an alcholic. An' I haven't had a drink since...1...3...4..5...9...9! *waves about seven fingers* 9 seconds! New record!
Instructor: Jack, could you please take your rum outside? You're not supposed to drink
Jack: *looks to the rum bottle in his hand* ...you lot jus' don't wanna admit you have a problem!
Instructor: Also, could you please take your pants off your head?
Jack: ... *passes out from too much rum*
Fangirl: ...Yay! Jack has no pants on!!! *steals Jack's pants*

jessigem
hysterical
that smilie can't even express how much i was laughing.

DRAKONS
drunk

jessigem
laughing out loud

Mådness
Huzza! Drinking! And glad you like my jokes, Jessi smile Maybe I should write a book about Pirate Pants jokes...

Bonus! Pirate Pants jokes featuring...Will and Barbossa!

Will: What's worse than finding out there are no clean pants to wear for your wedding?
Barbossa: Finding a worm in your apple!
Will: (T_T) I was being serious
Barbossa: no expression
Fangirl: *steals Will's pants*
Barbossa: You know, Willie, I never knew that you had breifs on underneath there
Will: Oh shut up!

jessigem
laughing out loud

Mådness
XD I think I'm running out of insperation already...

DRAKONS
Oh that stinks and there goes the book

jessigem
sad
you can only make so many pirate pants jokes. i personally only know 2 pirate jokes, and 0 pants jokes. so trying to put them together.....i think the book would have only been half a page.

Mådness
Alright, I'll try again (Though pirate pants jokes are limited, and they sort of loose their charm when a rabid fan girl keeps on stealing everyones pants laughing out loud )

...okay, I spent a few minutes brain storming, but I came up with something that I think is more of a story than a joke erm Oh well. Enjoy!

*Will and Jack are on the "Black Pearl", with Jack at the wheel. Everything is fine, until...*
Jack: Will...I don't know what to say...
Will: What is it, Jack?
Jack: Out of all the stupid things you have done, I must confess something
Will: Jack, does that mean...?
Jack: Yes. You did everything with your fly undone

jessigem
no expression
yeah, i think we ran out.

Mådness
no expression ...damn

*just then, Jack comes streeking through the thread, NAKED!*

... drool


...................................well, I had to try no expression

DRAKONS
Sorry i dont share your happines but im a guy and not a gay

jessigem
laughing out loudlaughing out loud

DRAKONS
dj

Lady_Depp
mmmmmmmmmmmmm a sexy naked captain jack sparrow now theres somthing to dream about wink *dreams* drool

DRAKONS
Perverts

Lady_Depp
hahaha laughing

DRAKONS
Not funny... bunny

jessigem
What the f**k?
bunnies are cute.......until they bite you!!!!vampire

JohnnyD's_babe
hysterical hysterical hysterical

JohnnyD's_babe
nice pirates pants jokes! big grin but i don't think i can handle a naked jack yet...i'd be between eek! and jawdrop

jessigem
i'd be between huh and wacko

JohnnyD's_babe
how would u react if will ran by naked?

jessigem
the opposite. i think will is soooooooo much hotter than jack. not to mention younger.
me: erm *2 seconds later* big grin

Lady_Depp
nahhhhhhhhhh jack is so much hotter than will

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexe jack big grinbig grin drool

Mådness
Originally posted by jessigem
the opposite. i think will is soooooooo much hotter than jack. not to mention younger.
me: erm *2 seconds later* big grin
Really? Not even a dance

Just to stick on topic...my friend said I was going to take Jack's pants off and then give them to Elizabeth so then she could burn them along with the rum...

She made me cry sad

Lady_Depp
haha n then well have a jack with no pants big grin nakiiiiiiiiiid jack hahaha

*-=Fat sacK=-*
no no expression no no expression huh wacko no expression no no no

jessigem
maybe not to you. or me for that matter. it'd be like watching my father running around.. . . *shudders* i don't even want to think about it.

DRAKONS
Ehh dont want to see it

jessigem
of course you don't. if you did, i'd be worried(not that i have anything against gay people.)

DRAKONS
id be woried too you now

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