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Do any of you know pants jokes well i havent seen any topics like that so ill start it.
Captain our pants are under atack.
Dont touch the pants(normaly it woud be for jacks hat)

COme on anyone tabletalk

sorry, they're kinda lame
and i don't know any.

Yea i gues your right but if anyone likes your welcome to try

Jack: *wakes up from an alchol overload, since he can't get a hangover* Ugh...wha happened?
Annamaria: That is an unusual way to wear your pants, Captain
Jack: *realizes that he is wearing his pants on his head* .....

hysterical
surprisingly, that wasn't lame. just hilarious.

Goes to prove that there ARE good pirate pants jokes out there

Also goes to prove that Jack might have a drinking problem

MIGHT?!

Yes. Might...

Jack: My name is Jack. Captain Jack Sparrow, actually. Well...I'm an alcholic. An' I haven't had a drink since...1...3...4..5...9...9! *waves about seven fingers* 9 seconds! New record!
Instructor: Jack, could you please take your rum outside? You're not supposed to drink
Jack: *looks to the rum bottle in his hand* ...you lot jus' don't wanna admit you have a problem!
Instructor: Also, could you please take your pants off your head?
Jack: ... *passes out from too much rum*
Fangirl: ...Yay! Jack has no pants on!!! *steals Jack's pants*

hysterical
that smilie can't even express how much i was laughing.

drunk

Huzza! Drinking! And glad you like my jokes, Jessi Maybe I should write a book about Pirate Pants jokes...

Bonus! Pirate Pants jokes featuring...Will and Barbossa!

Will: What's worse than finding out there are no clean pants to wear for your wedding?
Barbossa: Finding a worm in your apple!
Will: (T_T) I was being serious
Barbossa:
Fangirl: *steals Will's pants*
Barbossa: You know, Willie, I never knew that you had breifs on underneath there
Will: Oh shut up!

XD I think I'm running out of insperation already...

Oh that stinks and there goes the book

you can only make so many pirate pants jokes. i personally only know 2 pirate jokes, and 0 pants jokes. so trying to put them together.....i think the book would have only been half a page.

Alright, I'll try again (Though pirate pants jokes are limited, and they sort of loose their charm when a rabid fan girl keeps on stealing everyones pants )

...okay, I spent a few minutes brain storming, but I came up with something that I think is more of a story than a joke Oh well. Enjoy!

*Will and Jack are on the "Black Pearl", with Jack at the wheel. Everything is fine, until...*
Jack: Will...I don't know what to say...
Will: What is it, Jack?
Jack: Out of all the stupid things you have done, I must confess something
Will: Jack, does that mean...?
Jack: Yes. You did everything with your fly undone

yeah, i think we ran out.

...damn

*just then, Jack comes streeking through the thread, NAKED!*

... drool


...................................well, I had to try

Sorry i dont share your happines but im a guy and not a gay

dj

mmmmmmmmmmmmm a sexy naked captain jack sparrow now theres somthing to dream about *dreams* drool

Perverts

hahaha laughing

Not funny... bunny

bunnies are cute.......until they bite you!!!!vampire

hysterical hysterical hysterical

nice pirates pants jokes! but i don't think i can handle a naked jack yet...i'd be between and jawdrop

i'd be between and

how would u react if will ran by naked?

the opposite. i think will is soooooooo much hotter than jack. not to mention younger.
me: *2 seconds later*

nahhhhhhhhhh jack is so much hotter than will

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexe jack drool

Originally posted by jessigem
the opposite. i think will is soooooooo much hotter than jack. not to mention younger.
me: *2 seconds later*
Really? Not even a dance

Just to stick on topic...my friend said I was going to take Jack's pants off and then give them to Elizabeth so then she could burn them along with the rum...

She made me cry

haha n then well have a jack with no pants nakiiiiiiiiiid jack hahaha

maybe not to you. or me for that matter. it'd be like watching my father running around.. . . *shudders* i don't even want to think about it.

Ehh dont want to see it

of course you don't. if you did, i'd be worried(not that i have anything against gay people.)

id be woried too you now