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Legendary Thor
Dark and Vengefull
 Gender: Male
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Pirate Pants Jokes
Do any of you know pants jokes well i havent seen any topics like that so ill start it.
Captain our pants are under atack.
Dont touch the pants(normaly it woud be for jacks hat)
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Jul 13th, 2006 09:08 PM |
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Legendary Thor
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COme on anyone 
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Jul 13th, 2006 09:14 PM |
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jessigem
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sorry, they're kinda lame
and i don't know any.
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Jul 13th, 2006 09:16 PM |
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Legendary Thor
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Yea i gues your right but if anyone likes your welcome to try
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Jul 13th, 2006 09:17 PM |
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
 Gender: Female
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Jack: *wakes up from an alchol overload, since he can't get a hangover* Ugh...wha happened?
Annamaria: That is an unusual way to wear your pants, Captain
Jack: *realizes that he is wearing his pants on his head* .....
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Jul 13th, 2006 10:21 PM |
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jessigem
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Gender: Female
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surprisingly, that wasn't lame. just hilarious.
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Jul 13th, 2006 10:45 PM |
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
Gender: Female
Location: Behind you.... |
Goes to prove that there ARE good pirate pants jokes out there 
Also goes to prove that Jack might have a drinking problem 
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Jul 14th, 2006 01:25 AM |
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jessigem
<3 who? ec.
Gender: Female
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MIGHT?!
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Jul 14th, 2006 03:54 AM |
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
Gender: Female
Location: Behind you.... |
Yes. Might...
Jack: My name is Jack. Captain Jack Sparrow, actually. Well...I'm an alcholic. An' I haven't had a drink since...1...3...4..5...9...9! *waves about seven fingers* 9 seconds! New record!
Instructor: Jack, could you please take your rum outside? You're not supposed to drink
Jack: *looks to the rum bottle in his hand* ...you lot jus' don't wanna admit you have a problem!
Instructor: Also, could you please take your pants off your head?
Jack: ... *passes out from too much rum*
Fangirl: ...Yay! Jack has no pants on!!! *steals Jack's pants*
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Jul 14th, 2006 10:28 AM |
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jessigem
<3 who? ec.
Gender: Female
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that smilie can't even express how much i was laughing.
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Jul 14th, 2006 02:50 PM |
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Legendary Thor
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Jul 14th, 2006 05:21 PM |
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jessigem
<3 who? ec.
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Location: silverware |
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Jul 14th, 2006 05:27 PM |
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
Gender: Female
Location: Behind you.... |
Huzza! Drinking! And glad you like my jokes, Jessi  Maybe I should write a book about Pirate Pants jokes...
Bonus! Pirate Pants jokes featuring...Will and Barbossa!
Will: What's worse than finding out there are no clean pants to wear for your wedding?
Barbossa: Finding a worm in your apple!
Will: (T_T) I was being serious
Barbossa: 
Fangirl: *steals Will's pants*
Barbossa: You know, Willie, I never knew that you had breifs on underneath there
Will: Oh shut up!
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Jul 15th, 2006 07:33 AM |
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jessigem
<3 who? ec.
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Location: silverware |
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Jul 15th, 2006 03:23 PM |
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
Gender: Female
Location: Behind you.... |
XD I think I'm running out of insperation already...
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Jul 16th, 2006 11:05 AM |
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Legendary Thor
Dark and Vengefull
Gender: Male
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Oh that stinks and there goes the book
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Jul 16th, 2006 05:21 PM |
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jessigem
<3 who? ec.
Gender: Female
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you can only make so many pirate pants jokes. i personally only know 2 pirate jokes, and 0 pants jokes. so trying to put them together.....i think the book would have only been half a page.
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Jul 16th, 2006 09:34 PM |
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
Gender: Female
Location: Behind you.... |
Alright, I'll try again (Though pirate pants jokes are limited, and they sort of loose their charm when a rabid fan girl keeps on stealing everyones pants )
...okay, I spent a few minutes brain storming, but I came up with something that I think is more of a story than a joke Oh well. Enjoy!
*Will and Jack are on the "Black Pearl", with Jack at the wheel. Everything is fine, until...*
Jack: Will...I don't know what to say...
Will: What is it, Jack?
Jack: Out of all the stupid things you have done, I must confess something
Will: Jack, does that mean...?
Jack: Yes. You did everything with your fly undone
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Jul 16th, 2006 10:53 PM |
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jessigem
<3 who? ec.
Gender: Female
Location: silverware |
yeah, i think we ran out.
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Jul 17th, 2006 03:23 PM |
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