Jason and Michael vs real life
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Dr Will Hatch
I'm kind of sick of Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers getting name recognition for never doing anything any other superhuman zombie pinko couldn't do. Really, they are the most boring people alive. :P:
So how many real life SWAT officers would it take to bring these two down? Furthermore, what kind of offensive incarceration would they be getting?
The setting is any typical bank. Why they are there is up to you. Jason has a machete and Michael has a kitchen knife. They are composite versions.
gobstakid777
It'll prbly take 1-2 squads to incpaciatate and/or kill them.SWAT will jus do wat no one else has done
HEADSHOTS

Dr Will Hatch
Yeah, but they both have speed, superstrength and partial regeneration.
gobstakid777
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Guillotine.
http://sinkorschwim.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pbf238-capital_punishment.jpg
or
http://jacksorridente.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pbf091-gotcha_the_clown.jpg
gobstakid777
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cremation FTW.
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF056-New_Specs_for_Ken.jpg
Kazenji
I fail to see how a SWAT force could take down Jason when in Jason goes to hell the FBI set a trap up and blow him kingdom come and he still survives.
gobstakid777
Originally posted by Kazenji
I fail to see how a SWAT force could take down Jason when in Jason goes to hell the FBI set a trap up and blow him kingdom come and he still survives.
by transferring through bodies.SWAT will jus blast the heart to hell
Nemesis X
Originally posted by gobstakid777
by transferring through bodies.SWAT will jus blast the heart to hell
If they saw the movie they would.
golem370
Strap them to a rocket and send it to the sun. Strong Tranqulizers and tie them with air-craft cable to a rocket.
Darth Martin
Which incarnations are these? Classic or remake? Setting?
The classic versions have both ran into groups of heavily armed men and walked away unscathed.
golem370
Both have been put down also. Michael with some gun fire from those hillbillies and Jason with a sorta Traqulizer
Darth Martin
But both survived those encounters. They may be KO'ed for a period of minutes at the most..........
golem370
Like I said get them strapped to a rocket with Air-Craft cable, that stuff is strong enough military jets from rolling off air-craft carriers.
Darth Martin
They aren't facing the Decepticons. They're facing S.W.A.T. members.
Dr Will Hatch
They are composite versions of both characters, so you have the enhanced strength of the newer Michael Myers combined with the damage soak of the other one.
Davis Bloome
I'm pretty sure they could take out a swat team. Alone these two are nearly unstoppable but teaming up means they can kill more people quickly.
gobstakid777
like i said, shotgun headshots.It'll be over
Rogue Jedi
Just call Ash, he'll end them.
Davis Bloome
Originally posted by gobstakid777
like i said, shotgun headshots.It'll be over
Well, if it's the "realistic versions" then yeah, it'll be over, but if it's the supernatural versions, they'll be up again soon. Jason has come close to having his head decapitated before, and he came back.
gobstakid777
Originally posted by Davis Bloome
Well, if it's the "realistic versions" then yeah, it'll be over, but if it's the supernatural versions, they'll be up again soon. Jason has come close to having his head decapitated before, and he came back.
when was this.He got a machete to the face,but was never decapitated-or near decapitated,or he wouldn't have had a head when he was resurrected
golem370
Jason has been blown up.
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