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King Leonidas: you come to my city. you steal and cheat.. you try to seduce my queen..

Jack Sparrow: come now, it was an honest mistake. how was i to know she was a queen dressed up in nothing but sheets.. i took it as an open invitation.. steal and cheat? you must have me confused with some other bloke... i am Captain Jack Sparrow of teh flying dutchman the most honest gentlemanly pirate you'll ever meet..(bows)


King Leonidas: this is Spartan!! today you die pirate!!

Jack sparrow makes his escape running through the city until he is forced to confront Leonidas

Jack gets two single shot pistols and swash buckling sword
King Leonidas gets his shield, sword and spear and armor shin arm pads and helmet.

ko, kill cis on.

Two shots? Jack needs only one shot.

would he shoot him right off the bat will the armor not block the shot?

Shield would, Leonidas would go all Captain America on his ass, he'd die terribly. Remember, in 300, they used bombs to try to take out the Spartans.

Shield would block his shots, and in melee combat Jack would be boned.

Jack would need t3h improvisation skeelz to handle Leonidas.

Improv skills are the only thing going for Jack if he wastes his bullets.

Or he could just dumbfound Leonidas with his words biscuits.

now let us examine your claim. steal and cheat was it really cheating or skillfully playing said game to the best of ones abilities? answer me that mate. the stealing, what have i stolen, nothing. thats what i mean do you see me prancing around in gold or those big bloody marvelous shields and armor? i mean seriously by the way mate who does you clothing fantastic job snug as a button.

now lets talk about your queen.... do you actually think i seduced her or is it that you are suspicious about her and what you already know and blaming it on a poor bloke pirate that had nothing to do with you and your lady's affair.

tell me who is to blame you or me.. how about you turn around bring the bunny lass some flowers and romanticize her.. my treat.. i'll even have you both on my ship for a romantic ride across the ocean for two royal couples.. what do you say mate, friends?

Jack has the power of not getting injured by anyone he fights, only comical self injury. He's gone toe to toe with some of the best swordsmen of his world, and always come out without a scratch.

Leonidas, as skilled as he is, only fought cannon fodder.

As for the shield/armor stopping the bullet. A lead ball projected at high speeds will most likely puncture bronze. Look at Deadliest Warrior, a blunderbuss went through double plated Iron armor.

A single shot put a big dent in a single layer, bronze is a lot softer than iron.

Wait, the only armor the spartans had were shin and arm guards. If he doesn't get that shield up, he gets a hole in his chest, if he does, he still gets a hole in his chest. If not, the 2nd round goes through his skull.

Didn't Jack's pistol shred a coffin lid?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Didn't Jack's pistol shred a coffin lid?

I believe it did.

Pwned.

Originally posted by KingD19


As for the shield/armor stopping the bullet. A lead ball projected at high speeds will most likely puncture bronze. Look at Deadliest Warrior, a blunderbuss went through double plated Iron armor.

A single shot put a big dent in a single layer, bronze is a lot softer than iron.


No, dude, just no. Here's what you did wrong.

-Spartan shield isn't just bronze. It's bronze, a layer of leather and then layers or wood. It would likely stop a bullet fired from that gun.

-A blunderbuss is far stronger than a flintlock. Why the flintlock failed to go through the plate-mail.

What caliber is Sparrow's pistol?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
now let us examine your claim. steal and cheat was it really cheating or skillfully playing said game to the best of ones abilities? answer me that mate. the stealing, what have i stolen, nothing. thats what i mean do you see me prancing around in gold or those big bloody marvelous shields and armor? i mean seriously by the way mate who does you clothing fantastic job snug as a button.

now lets talk about your queen.... do you actually think i seduced her or is it that you are suspicious about her and what you already know and blaming it on a poor bloke pirate that had nothing to do with you and your lady's affair.

tell me who is to blame you or me.. how about you turn around bring the bunny lass some flowers and romanticize her.. my treat.. i'll even have you both on my ship for a romantic ride across the ocean for two royal couples.. what do you say mate, friends?


I could see that being said, dont know about the result though

Does Sparrow have a Blunderbuss? If not, I think Leonidas kills him. It's not even guaranteed that a single shot from a Flintlock would kill a Spartan of Leonidas' par.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Does Sparrow have a Blunderbuss? If not, I think Leonidas kills him. It's not even guaranteed that a single shot from a Flintlock would kill a Spartan of Leonidas' par.

Nope, just a single shot pistol. Which would more than do the job if it hit. While the Spartans were clearly superhuman, their durability was regular. A bullet gravely wound him if it wasn't a kill shot, and a kill shot is...a kill shot.

Unless Jack gets a critical shot with his two bullets he will be deader than dog shit.

Originally posted by KingD19
Nope, just a single shot pistol. Which would more than do the job if it hit. While the Spartans were clearly superhuman, their durability was regular. A bullet gravely wound him if it wasn't a kill shot, and a kill shot is...a kill shot.


Even a serious bullet wound wouldn't give jack enough of an advantage.

Jack Sparrow: now mate this shot is not meant for you. walk away now while you can matey...

Leonidas: a spartan never surrenders! a spartan never retreats! its an easy choice to make pirate... to the death!

Jack Sparrow: ur mad?!..

Originally posted by KingD19
Nope, just a single shot pistol. Which would more than do the job if it hit. While the Spartans were clearly superhuman, their durability was regular. A bullet gravely wound him if it wasn't a kill shot, and a kill shot is...a kill shot. I don't know if I'd call them "superhuman". They were being killed by the Immortals frequently.

Sparrow, however, is no match for one.

Originally posted by KingD19
Leonidas, as skilled as he is, only fought cannon fodder.


That's not true at all. He fought the best warriors the world had to offer, including an Ogre, and the Immortals.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's not true at all. He fought the best warriors the world had to offer, including an Ogre, and the Immortals.

Wow, I have not seen that movie in 2 years, I forgot all about them.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's not true at all. He fought the best warriors the world had to offer, including an Ogre, and the Immortals.

Jack fought the best swordsmen the world had to offer, such as Davey Jones, Barbossa, William Turner & James Norrington. He never got any serious injuries in any of those fights eitherbiscuits

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Jack fought the best swordsmen the world had to offer, such as Davey Jones, Barbossa, William Turner & James Norrington. He never got any serious injuries in any of those fights eitherbiscuits

Then he puts the most popular of all pirate traditions to the go, run away.

Just watch Deadliest Warrior.

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Just watch Deadliest Warrior.

That's show is nothing but entertainment

Originally posted by Evilbigfoot
Then he puts the most popular of all pirate traditions to the go, run away.

Aye.

i''l say a single shot to the dome will take Leonidas out

Maybe, but wouldn't punching him in the head be more honorable..?

i doubt Leonidas would let him..

i see this happening:

pMeooVB3olE

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
pirates dont have honor... remember the no honor among thieves quote?

any who... when it comes to honor, pirate response: "we got our ship"

This is true.

I hate both of these movies, and cant really decided.
I just think that when Leonidas gets up to Sparrow, it'll be like the 1st Ali Frazier fight. Powerful midget versus slightly lankier, wirey dude, who may to be too rummed up to evade the fusilades of punches.