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Can the two powerful New Gods have enough together to bring down the Cosmic Herald? No bfr.

Surfer pimpslaps those bitches.

He turns his board into a giant cosmic silver penis and rapes these so called gods.

Orion oneshots the eunuch

Originally posted by abhilegend
Orion oneshots the eunuch

this

Wonder Woman made Orion a eunuch, too.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wonder Woman made Orion a eunuch, too.

on panel evidence of orion possessing a penis? thought so

in fact only batman has shown his cock on panel, every other male in marvel and dc are eunuch by default until they show their dicks to everyone

Originally posted by MrMind
on panel evidence of orion possessing a penis? thought so

in fact only batman has shown his cock on panel, every other male in marvel and dc are eunuch by default until they show their dicks to everyone

You're forgetting about Dr. Manhattan.

Micropenis, but still counts.

Surfer wins this.

Orion

There are times that both would win against each other. Orion in a titanium box, or shenanigans like that would bag Surfer the win. My thing with Orion is who outside of New Genesis or Apokolips has he fought? What was the outcome?

Originally posted by Stoic
There are times that both would win against each other. Orion in a titanium box, or shenanigans like that would bag Surfer the win. My thing with Orion is who outside of New Genesis or Apokolips has he fought? What was the outcome?

Orion and the New Gods casually owned Hal and the Lanterns, which included Sinestro, John, Guy, etc...

The Surfer, his board, and ability to alter molecules, including physical density altering, mucking around with the genes of terrestrial Life forms are things that should not be ignored. Anyone can argue a poorly written character. In a Death Battle where both characters are using their abilities intelligently backed by prior showings, there is no reason why a competent Surfer would not absolutely dominate. Orion would be fighting Casper the friendly ghost with the ability to place stars in your intestines.

He can become both invisible, and intangible at the same time. If we did an exotic powers count between the two of these characters, the Surfer makes Orion nearly look like a one trick pony.

In a forum setting, I lean towards the Surfer taking this.

https://i.imgur.com/04bIBhEm.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/GsVTO6pm.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/mhFmkvrm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CoQEHT1m.jpg

- Darkseid vs. Galactus: The Hunger

https://i.imgur.com/aGHGK85.png

wow, never seen that one before

eyes roll so hard eyeballs pop out

Originally posted by Stoic
The Surfer, his board, and ability to alter molecules, including physical density altering, mucking around with the genes of terrestrial Life forms are things that should not be ignored. Anyone can argue a poorly written character. In a Death Battle where both characters are using their abilities intelligently backed by prior showings, there is no reason why a competent Surfer would not absolutely dominate. Orion would be fighting Casper the friendly ghost with the ability to place stars in your intestines.

He can become both invisible, and intangible at the same time. If we did an exotic powers count between the two of these characters, the Surfer makes Orion nearly look like a one trick pony.

In a forum setting, I lean towards the Surfer taking this.

Orion can pretty much do all of that with the Mother Box. The MB is extremely haxx

Originally posted by Senor Cage
Orion can pretty much do all of that with the Mother Box. The MB is extremely haxx
https://i.imgur.com/VaO44s1.png

https://i.imgur.com/aGHGK85.png

Huh?

im confused as well, is this suppose to prove motherbox is ineffective against surfer?

He has just patched humour.exe, go easy on him.

Originally posted by Stoic
The Surfer, his board, and ability to alter molecules, including physical density altering, mucking around with the genes of terrestrial Life forms are things that should not be ignored. Anyone can argue a poorly written character. In a Death Battle where both characters are using their abilities intelligently backed by prior showings, there is no reason why a competent Surfer would not absolutely dominate. Orion would be fighting Casper the friendly ghost with the ability to place stars in your intestines.

He can become both invisible, and intangible at the same time. If we did an exotic powers count between the two of these characters, the Surfer makes Orion nearly look like a one trick pony.

In a forum setting, I lean towards the Surfer taking this.
Mother box turns Surfer inside out. Originally posted by Astner
https://i.imgur.com/04bIBhEm.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/GsVTO6pm.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/mhFmkvrm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CoQEHT1m.jpg

- Darkseid vs. Galactus: The Hunger

https://i.imgur.com/aGHGK85.png
Not only is that entirely non canon but it also gave Surfer one of the most embarrassing moments when a few parademons absolutely overpowered him.

http://i.imgur.com/oQJAGFn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nWWJGYq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2hnMZD2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EN5PZOl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6mnyPxt.jpg

But, if the Parademons on that story gave the Surfer a hard time,how badly would they maul Orion who the Surfer bullied?

The problem with many forums is that people will remember poor showings for one while glorifying the other.

Full capacity under their normal optimum state is what people should argue. Orion may never get the chance to even touch a guy that can remain intangible.

Originally posted by Stoic
But, if the Parademons on that story gave the Surfer a hard time,how badly would they maul Orion who the Surfer bullied?

The problem with many forums is that people will remember poor showings for one while glorifying the other.

Full capacity under their normal optimum state is what people should argue. Orion may never get the chance to even touch a guy that can remain intangible.

Is this not what you are doing, with mentions of titanium boxes?

Besides, a cursory glance at his respect thread has Orion himself going intangible.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He has just patched humour.exe, go easy on him.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Is this not what you are doing, with mentions of titanium boxes?

Besides, a cursory glance at his respect thread has Orion himself going intangible.

The titanium box was an example of looking at a characters lowest showings instead of looking at their highest. This forum has been arguing full capacity for years, both characters deserve to be mentioned at their best, or should we ignore Superman at his best, and concentrate on the one shot that Godzilla gave him recently?

Originally posted by Stoic
The titanium box was an example of looking at a characters lowest showings instead of looking at their highest. This forum has been arguing full capacity for years, both characters deserve to be mentioned at their best, or should we ignore Superman at his best, and concentrate on the one shot that Godzilla gave him recently?

Yet no one was doing so, apart from you when you came in.

I know you're trying to bait, but that's a poor example. It's non canon to Superman, non canon to Godzilla, and Godzilla's breath has Kryptonite characteristics.

In any case, to give you wriggle room - since people want to go full capacity (which I agree with) then Orion enters the fray being bigger than Galactus.

Originally posted by Stoic
But, if the Parademons on that story gave the Surfer a hard time,how badly would they maul Orion who the Surfer bullied?

The problem with many forums is that people will remember poor showings for one while glorifying the other.

Full capacity under their normal optimum state is what people should argue. Orion may never get the chance to even touch a guy that can remain intangible.
Orion literally ignores Parademons trying to fight him in continuity, they're bugs to him.

Canon Orion would maul Surfer from the hunger.

Surfer was able to remain alive against Knull. I doubt Orion would maul him.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Mother box turns Surfer inside out.
Not only is that entirely non canon but it also gave Surfer one of the most embarrassing moments when a few parademons absolutely overpowered him.

http://i.imgur.com/oQJAGFn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nWWJGYq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2hnMZD2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EN5PZOl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6mnyPxt.jpg

They did absolutely nothing to him, lol.

Surfer wins.

Originally posted by Stoic
Surfer was able to remain alive against Knull. I doubt Orion would maul him.
Knull died in the sun lolOriginally posted by carver9
They did absolutely nothing to him, lol.
Originally posted by Glorificus
Surfer wins.
He doesn't.

In a battle to the death where both characters use their powers intelligently, Orion and the Mother Box wouldn't have the time to formulate an elaborate win win strategy. The Surfer moved 2 light tears in less than a couple seconds. Could be remembering the exact time stamp, but this is one of the fastest characters in all of comics. Knull would've beaten the life out of Orion 1v1. What actual super heroes has Orion defeated?

Originally posted by Stoic
In a battle to the death where both characters use their powers intelligently, Orion and the Mother Box wouldn't have the time to formulate an elaborate win win strategy. The Surfer moved 2 light tears in less than a couple seconds. Could be remembering the exact time stamp, but this is one of the fastest characters in all of comics. Knull would've beaten the life out of Orion 1v1. What actual super heroes has Orion defeated?


You do realise Lightray has something similar speed wise, right?

And Mother Boxes are fast too. I suggest you do a bit of research on them. They can travel through time, make their user intangible, give them telepathy, absorb energy, redirect energy, create forcefields, etc etc.

Originally posted by Stoic
In a battle to the death where both characters use their powers intelligently, Orion and the Mother Box wouldn't have the time to formulate an elaborate win win strategy. The Surfer moved 2 light tears in less than a couple seconds. Could be remembering the exact time stamp, but this is one of the fastest characters in all of comics. Knull would've beaten the life out of Orion 1v1. What actual super heroes has Orion defeated?
Orion flew from Apokolips to Earth in a heartbeat, what does travel speed has to do with anything?

Its more likely that Mother Box drains Surfer completely, one mother box literally drained Oan power battery entirely, Surfer is nothing compared to that.

Originally posted by Stoic
In a battle to the death where both characters use their powers intelligently, Orion and the Mother Box wouldn't have the time to formulate an elaborate win win strategy. The Surfer moved 2 light tears in less than a couple seconds. Could be remembering the exact time stamp, but this is one of the fastest characters in all of comics. Knull would've beaten the life out of Orion 1v1. What actual super heroes has Orion defeated? I guess he could run away really fast.

Orion fights nothing like the way people are depicting here. Surfer literally stomps him and lightray.

Originally posted by carver9
Orion fights nothing like the way people are depicting here. Surfer literally stomps him and lightray.

shut the fook up, you don't even know why lightray is
lightray alone has feats that rival surfers like surviving black hole, creating sun, massively ftl speed, generating heat equals multiple suns, generating supernova level power

plus he has a motherbox too

he alone would be split even with surfer

orion would literally shoves that board up surfer's ass. orion stomps in his sleep you fat lips turd

Originally posted by MrMind
shut the fook up, you don't even know why lightray is

https://i.ibb.co/QkryB8Q/1-r-Wkjuq-OZn-KXfme6-KJc-NC-w.jpg

I knew you were a Marvel fanboy at heart

Originally posted by carver9
Orion fights nothing like the way people are depicting here. Surfer literally stomps him and lightray.
How does Surfer fight carter?

Originally posted by abhilegend
How does Surfer fight carter?

Blast and dodge, he likes to lock arms with his opponent like in wrestling. When he does, he amps and fries whoever is on the other end. His durability is quite impressive, as he tanked a hammer hit to the head from Thor which dented his head.

Orion tanks anything Surfer throws at him and ktfo him.

So are people arguing their interpretation of Full Capacity (like Stoic) or are they arguing their interpretation of comics (like carver)?

Against Stoic, it's easy. He wants to bring every single thing that Surfer has done, every single power etc- then it's only fair Orion +Lightray +2 Motherboxes do, too.

Against carver, it's even easier, as he hasn't read comics.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/QkryB8Q/1-r-Wkjuq-OZn-KXfme6-KJc-NC-w.jpg

I knew you were a Marvel fanboy at heart

One of the funniest moments in that movie. Often can't stand Drax, but this one caught me by surprise

Thanks, Alberto.

https://i.ibb.co/QKSY38b/dsa.png

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Thanks, Alberto.

wait seriously？

Yup, indeed

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yup, indeed So that's really ol' ALBERTROLL eh? 😄😄😄