Jobs for heroes who arent fighting crime

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stormultt
what job do u see a character doing while they are not in space, underworld etc.

Wolverine-school counselor(XDD)
Ms.marvel-CEO at some company
wonderwoman-bartender:P
namor-seaworld person r something lol
raven-store clerk at walgreens XD
powergirl-victoria secret model

Mindset
Not a vs. thread.

Dr Will Hatch
They all become PE Teachers at Hogwarts!

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=70416

Wei Phoenix
Originally posted by stormultt
what job do u see a character doing while they are not in space, underworld etc.

Wolverine-school counselor(XDD)
Ms.marvel-CEO at some company
wonderwoman-bartender:P
namor-seaworld person r something lol
raven-store clerk at walgreens XD
powergirl-victoria secret model

Raven would seem way too depressed for Walgreens...but she would work well at Hot Topic or Spencer's.

Magneto-Construction
Juggernaut-Bouncer

Enyalus
Ms. Marvel - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Wonder Woman - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Power Girl - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Emma Frost - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Psylocke - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
She-Hulk - Pornstar.
Lois Lane - Crack Whore.
Scott Summers - Turkey Inseminator.
Clark Kent - Pig Inseminator.
Bruce Wayne - Mickey Mouse Mascott at DisneyWorld.
Hal Jordan - Proctologist.
Barry Allen - Proctologist.
Dr. Doom - American Idol Contestant.



...That is all.

Spire
Probably was a bit too much.

Mindset
Pornography.

Banned.

rotiart
Sandman - Sandcastle builder.
Colossus - Painter/Artist
Spiderman - Photographer...
Mr. Fixit - Club Bouncer
Electro - Electrician
Bruce Wayne - He's a playboy billionaire. He wouldn't know how to hold down a real job.

Paola
Originally posted by Enyalus
Ms. Marvel - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Wonder Woman - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Power Girl - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Emma Frost - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Psylocke - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
She-Hulk - Pornstar.
Lois Lane - Crack Whore.
...

you wish

Mindship
Originally posted by Mindship
Flash goes into fast food
Hulk and Thing start demolition business
Silver Surfer...Gecko wear (big in Hawaii)
Batman, Wolverine become anger-management counselors
Superman, well, he can still get work as an icon
Spiderman: terminex, after failing as a stand-up
Thor: Black and Decker spokesperson
Wonder Woman...wonderbras for Victoria's Secret
Storm: weather channel
Cyclops: Lenscrafters
Aquaman: Seaworld (Namor had an attitude)
Martian Manhunter: tries to manage Village People reunion
Invisible Woman: oh, the CIA is gonna love her. For that matter, Professor X will be welcomed as well.
Human Torch: decides fire is not where the money is, talks to Hugh Hefner.
Green Lantern: can be his own amusement park
Gambit: Vegas
Hawkman, Hawkwoman: secretly employed by car wash chain
Dr Strange: kiddie party magician (oh, the pain of it)
Tony Stark goes into the scrap business

AlmightyKfish
Circus Freaks.

Warlord
Vs forum administrators

Lord Feron
Flash - does his own delivery service like back in the day
Storm - Start charging to stop natural disasters or end droughts. (that would make a shit ton)
Silver Surfer - Doctor/Scientist (just be making cures like nothing)
Wonder Woman - Some kind Olympic athlete
Daredevil - (besides being a lawyer) Musician
Aqua Man - One of those wild life guys like steve irwin but not die from a sting ray hit.
Hercules - PORNSTAR (THATS PERFECT)
Super Girl - Barista at your local Starbucks
Forge - would be owning a multi trillion dolar tech company
Iceman - Some winter Sports guy.
Orion - Corrections Officer
Captain Atom - Nuclear engineer

Warlord
Originally posted by Lord Feron

Orion - Corrections Officer

lovely

Enyalus
Originally posted by Paola
you wish
Naturally.




...On another note, Ennis should do a Herogasm: DC and Marvel Edition. droolio

golem370
Raven Suicde Girl and Gothic Rock Chick

WWH Bouncer/Celebrity Security

Namor Scuba instructor / Sea Food chain owner

Raoul
Originally posted by Enyalus
Ms. Marvel - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Wonder Woman - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Power Girl - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Emma Frost - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Psylocke - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
She-Hulk - Pornstar.
Lois Lane - Crack Whore.
Scott Summers - Turkey Inseminator.
Clark Kent - Pig Inseminator.
Bruce Wayne - Mickey Mouse Mascott at DisneyWorld.
Hal Jordan - Proctologist.
Barry Allen - Proctologist.
Dr. Doom - American Idol Contestant.



...That is all.

no expression

xJLxKing
Originally posted by Enyalus
Ms. Marvel - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Wonder Woman - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Power Girl - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Emma Frost - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Psylocke - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
She-Hulk - Pornstar.
Lois Lane - Crack Whore.
Scott Summers - Turkey Inseminator.
Clark Kent - Pig Inseminator.
Bruce Wayne - Mickey Mouse Mascott at DisneyWorld.
Hal Jordan - Proctologist.
Barry Allen - Proctologist.
Dr. Doom - American Idol Contestant.



...That is all.
laughing out loud Happy Dance
I can picture it now, Bruce in a Mickey Mouse costume. Happy Dance

Enyalus
Originally posted by Raoul
no expression

"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

Raoul
Originally posted by Enyalus
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

Some, yes, but not all.

janus77
Ms. Marvel - my maid/3rd alternate penis cleaner (Saturdays)
Wonder Woman - my therapist/penis cleaner
Power Girl - her therapist/1st Alternate penis cleaner
Emma Frost - their therapist/high school maths teacher
Psylocke - My secretary/2nd alternate penis cleaner
She-Hulk - bounc-er/My bodyguard
Lois Lane - Page 3 model
Scott Summers - Tennis coach
Clark Kent - Librarian
Bruce Wayne - Motivational Speaker
Hal Jordan - Televangelist
Barry Allen - Pet beautician
Dr. Doom - Dentist

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