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stormultt
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Jobs for heroes who arent fighting crime

what job do u see a character doing while they are not in space, underworld etc.

Wolverine-school counselor(XDD)
Ms.marvel-CEO at some company
wonderwoman-bartender:P
namor-seaworld person r something lol
raven-store clerk at walgreens XD
powergirl-victoria secret model

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May 22nd, 2009 04:40 AM

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Mindset
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Not a vs. thread.

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Dr Will Hatch
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They all become PE Teachers at Hogwarts!

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May 22nd, 2009 04:43 AM

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Wei Phoenix
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by stormultt
what job do u see a character doing while they are not in space, underworld etc.

Wolverine-school counselor(XDD)
Ms.marvel-CEO at some company
wonderwoman-bartender:P
namor-seaworld person r something lol
raven-store clerk at walgreens XD
powergirl-victoria secret model

Raven would seem way too depressed for Walgreens...but she would work well at Hot Topic or Spencer's.

Magneto-Construction
Juggernaut-Bouncer

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May 22nd, 2009 04:50 AM

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Enyalus
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Ms. Marvel - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Wonder Woman - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Power Girl - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Emma Frost - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Psylocke - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
She-Hulk - Pornstar.
Lois Lane - Crack Whore.
Scott Summers - Turkey Inseminator.
Clark Kent - Pig Inseminator.
Bruce Wayne - Mickey Mouse Mascott at DisneyWorld.
Hal Jordan - Proctologist.
Barry Allen - Proctologist.
Dr. Doom - American Idol Contestant.

...That is all.

May 22nd, 2009 04:57 AM

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Spire
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Probably was a bit too much.

Last edited by Spire on May 22nd, 2009 at 05:05 AM

May 22nd, 2009 04:58 AM

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Mindset
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Pornography.

Banned.

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May 22nd, 2009 05:02 AM

rotiart
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Sandman - Sandcastle builder.
Colossus - Painter/Artist
Spiderman - Photographer...
Mr. Fixit - Club Bouncer
Electro - Electrician
Bruce Wayne - He's a playboy billionaire. He wouldn't know how to hold down a real job.

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Paola
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Originally posted by Enyalus
Ms. Marvel - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Wonder Woman - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Power Girl - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Emma Frost - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Psylocke - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
She-Hulk - Pornstar.
Lois Lane - Crack Whore.
...

you wish

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Flash goes into fast food
Hulk and Thing start demolition business
Silver Surfer...Gecko wear (big in Hawaii)
Batman, Wolverine become anger-management counselors
Superman, well, he can still get work as an icon
Spiderman: terminex, after failing as a stand-up
Thor: Black and Decker spokesperson
Wonder Woman...wonderbras for Victoria's Secret
Storm: weather channel
Cyclops: Lenscrafters
Aquaman: Seaworld (Namor had an attitude)
Martian Manhunter: tries to manage Village People reunion
Invisible Woman: oh, the CIA is gonna love her. For that matter, Professor X will be welcomed as well.
Human Torch: decides fire is not where the money is, talks to Hugh Hefner.
Green Lantern: can be his own amusement park
Gambit: Vegas
Hawkman, Hawkwoman: secretly employed by car wash chain
Dr Strange: kiddie party magician (oh, the pain of it)
Tony Stark goes into the scrap business

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AlmightyKfish
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Circus Freaks.

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May 22nd, 2009 11:15 AM

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Warlord
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Vs forum administrators

May 22nd, 2009 11:31 AM

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Lord Feron
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Flash - does his own delivery service like back in the day
Storm - Start charging to stop natural disasters or end droughts. (that would make a shit ton)
Silver Surfer - Doctor/Scientist (just be making cures like nothing)
Wonder Woman - Some kind Olympic athlete
Daredevil - (besides being a lawyer) Musician
Aqua Man - One of those wild life guys like steve irwin but not die from a sting ray hit.
Hercules - PORNSTAR (THATS PERFECT)
Super Girl - Barista at your local Starbucks
Forge - would be owning a multi trillion dolar tech company
Iceman - Some winter Sports guy.
Orion - Corrections Officer
Captain Atom - Nuclear engineer

May 22nd, 2009 12:45 PM

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Warlord
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Orion - Corrections Officer

lovely

May 22nd, 2009 01:14 PM

Enyalus
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you wish

Naturally.

...On another note, Ennis should do a Herogasm: DC and Marvel Edition.

May 22nd, 2009 02:10 PM

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Raven Suicde Girl and Gothic Rock Chick

WWH Bouncer/Celebrity Security

Namor Scuba instructor / Sea Food chain owner

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-Pr-
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Originally posted by Enyalus
Ms. Marvel - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Wonder Woman - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Power Girl - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Emma Frost - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Psylocke - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
She-Hulk - Pornstar.
Lois Lane - Crack Whore.
Scott Summers - Turkey Inseminator.
Clark Kent - Pig Inseminator.
Bruce Wayne - Mickey Mouse Mascott at DisneyWorld.
Hal Jordan - Proctologist.
Barry Allen - Proctologist.
Dr. Doom - American Idol Contestant.

...That is all.

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xJLxKing
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Enyalus
Ms. Marvel - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Wonder Woman - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Power Girl - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Emma Frost - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
Psylocke - Prostitute/Exotic Dancer.
She-Hulk - Pornstar.
Lois Lane - Crack Whore.
Scott Summers - Turkey Inseminator.
Clark Kent - Pig Inseminator.
Bruce Wayne - Mickey Mouse Mascott at DisneyWorld.
Hal Jordan - Proctologist.
Barry Allen - Proctologist.
Dr. Doom - American Idol Contestant.

...That is all.