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WBH, Thor , SS and Thanos are playing poker.

Thanos takes a batroom break while waiting World breaker Hulk, Silver Surfer and Thor are b1tching and moaning on the feats Post Crisis Superman has. PC Superman pases by and sniffs some 5 D sneezing magical powder which causes him to sneeze uncontrollably on the direction of WBH, Thor and Silver Sufer while Thanos is returning from his bathroom break.

What happens then?

http://i.imgur.com/3zd79bO.jpg

WBH punch Superman head off for looking like a weirdo in spandex with a 1960 front curl.

How is he going to do that when he got killed accidentally by said weirdo in spandex with a 1960 front culr?

Never. His combat fts doesn't warrant anything like that happening. Especially since we've seen on panel regular ole Savage Hulk flash koing Pre Crisis Superman. Lets not derail this thread. I said my peace, lets leave it at that.

bad argument is this a combat feat? doctor

And do you mean that non fight of supes vs hulk? You know the one in which hulk is treated like a child

His nasal passages alone are durable enough to contain solar system destroying force, but the b-itch ass WBH (relatively that is) is going to punch his head off? lol

Originally posted by CosmicComet
His nasal passages alone are durable enough to contain solar system destroying force, but the b-itch ass WBH (relatively that is) is going to punch his head off? lol

Logic is not kind to Carver

Pretty much nobody in this group but Thanos even belongs in a fight against PC Supes.

Plus nobody enjoys getting sneezed on. But let me put it to you another way. One of the people in that group has been physically beaten to death by Thanos, and rather quickly too it didn't take hours. PC Superman has more strength in his pinky then Thanos has in his entire body. Hell Thor with the friggin power gem managed to merely given Thanos a bloody nose.

Hulk is..well, he is Hulk. PC Superman could live a thousand lifetimes in the time it takes Hulk to blink.

Now if you were asking if the super sneeze itself would destroy the group then eh..it's not like all that force was concentrated into a small area.

Originally posted by Surtur

Hulk is..well, he is Hulk. PC Superman could live a thousand lifetimes in the time it takes Hulk to blink.

Now if you were asking if the super sneeze itself would destroy the group then eh..it's not like all that force was concentrated into a small area.
I'm really sick and tired of your Superman agenda.


shifty

PC Superman was contained by Lex using a flash light and some springs lol. The team wreck him.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El


Pre, not Post.

Threadstart fail

Originally posted by Insane Titan
PC Superman was contained by Lex using a flash light and some springs lol. The team wreck him.

Isn't that the same Lex who could build a time machine out of random stuff he found in prison? Though he might of had outside knowledge.

But either way one problem: nobody here is equipped with a flashlight.

Superman dresses like he's ready for a gay parade 24/7.
As superman is about to sneeze he decides to save the earth by any means possible and the only a answer is to plug his orifices. Superman super sucks hulks dick and Thor and surfer plug his nostrils. Thor calls for Thanos to complete the sealing. Thanos promptly rushes out the restroom and easily slides his ig laden fist into superman's anus.
This was all a gay agenda by superman and the team quickly realized it after Thanos caught abhi, rao, and delta masturbating in a corner of the room. Superman then pranced away and swoops up his masturbating sycophants to the fortress of solitude in preparation of hours of bondage and slave sex. In which abhi endures regular choking and anal probing by large, jagged pieces of kryptonite

Originally posted by Raisen
Superman dresses like he's ready for a gay parade 24/7.
As superman is about to sneeze he decides to save the earth by any means possible and the only a answer is to plug his orifices. Superman super sucks hulks dick and Thor and surfer plug his nostrils. Thor calls for Thanos to complete the sealing. Thanos promptly rushes out the restroom and easily slides his ig laden fist into superman's anus.
This was all a gay agenda by superman and the team quickly realized it after Thanos caught abhi, rao, and delta masturbating in a corner of the room. Superman then pranced away and swoops up his masturbating sycophants to the fortress of solitude in preparation of hours of bondage and slave sex. In which abhi endures regular choking and anal probing by large, jagged pieces of kryptonite

Dude! Keep me out of your vivid gay fantasies.

Lol

Originally posted by Surtur
Pretty much nobody in this group but Thanos even belongs in a fight against PC Supes.

Plus nobody enjoys getting sneezed on. But let me put it to you another way. One of the people in that group has been physically beaten to death by Thanos, and rather quickly too it didn't take hours. PC Superman has more strength in his pinky then Thanos has in his entire body. Hell Thor with the friggin power gem managed to merely given Thanos a bloody nose.

Hulk is..well, he is Hulk. PC Superman could live a thousand lifetimes in the time it takes Hulk to blink.

Now if you were asking if the super sneeze itself would destroy the group then eh..it's not like all that force was concentrated into a small area.

If the sneeze spread across a solar system.did that, the sneeze concentrated in a small area will be worse.

Yes I agree PC Superman has more power in his pinky than Thanos

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
I'm really sick and tired of your Superman agenda.


shifty


Is not like I spent pages and pages trying to disprove Thor or Superman feats, so no agenda here buddy, everyone knows who wins this one

Originally posted by Surtur
Isn't that the same Lex who could build a time machine out of random stuff he found in prison? Though he might of had outside knowledge.

But either way one problem: nobody here is equipped with a flashlight. Thanos has all sorts of tech on him

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Pre, not Post.

Threadstart fail

Nope I did it on purpose "they are b1tching and moaning about POST crisis feats", then PRE crisis comes along and sneezes them into oblivion

All of Superman's low feats in the PC era were due to his mental state.

He ANNIHILATES the Marvel scum!

First off, its obviously an agenda as the 4 characters that DC hates the most because they can take wins over their poster boy.

2nd off, not sure why Marvel fans are even arguing this? The team dies. Theyre not surviving a solar system getting swept away.

Fail thread, not sure why yall eat up that bait so quick.

Nobody hates Thor.

I don't see how agreeing that PRE crisis Superman accidentally killing Thanos, WBH, SS and Thor helps CURRENT Superman.

Is like trying to collect votes for Jimmy Carter and then claiming that those votes will go for Hillary Clinton but anyway.

At least I am glad We agree that PC Superman accidentally kills Thor, WBH, Thanos and SS

Hulk gamma-farts.
Superman's super-sensitive super-nostrils can't stomach the stench.

It is supposed to be a joke thread, right?

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
I don't see how agreeing that PRE crisis Superman accidentally killing Thanos, WBH, SS and Thor helps CURRENT Superman.

Is like trying to collect votes for Jimmy Carter and then claiming that those votes will go for Hillary Clinton but anyway.

At least I am glad We agree that PC Superman accidentally kills Thor, WBH, Thanos and SS he accidentally kills post crisis, strength god supes, and nu-52 supes, and owaw supes on accident as well.

Im trying to envision this scenario in my head of all these planets getting hit with that? Would the planets break apart or would they just be pushed? Because Im starting to think that an object that small and durable might actually survive? Just get pushed away?

I dont know, if someone with a big brain on em could tell me what would exactly happen to them? Cause im not entirely sure they do die anymore if theyre just getting pushed away.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
he accidentally kills post crisis, strength god supes, and nu-52 supes, and owaw supes on accident as well.

Im trying to envision this scenario in my head of all these planets getting hit with that? Would the planets break apart or would they just be pushed? Because Im starting to think that an object that small and durable might actually survive? Just get pushed away?

I dont know, if someone with a big brain on em could tell me what would exactly happen to them? Cause im not entirely sure they do die anymore if theyre just getting pushed away.

The scan says and shows the solar system getting destroyed. I don't think anything will survive that.

Originally posted by Magnificent M
Hulk gamma-farts.
Superman's super-sensitive super-nostrils can't stomach the stench.

It is supposed to be a joke thread, right?

kind of

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
The scan says and shows the solar system getting destroyed. I don't think anything will survive that.


Yeah....it says he flies to a whole different universe to lol. I forgot about all that. Flew to a whole nother cosmos to f'in sneeze.

Superfart ftw.

Originally posted by Raisen
Superman dresses like he's ready for a gay parade 24/7.
As superman is about to sneeze he decides to save the earth by any means possible and the only a answer is to plug his orifices. Superman super sucks hulks dick and Thor and surfer plug his nostrils. Thor calls for Thanos to complete the sealing. Thanos promptly rushes out the restroom and easily slides his ig laden fist into superman's anus.
This was all a gay agenda by superman and the team quickly realized it after Thanos caught abhi, rao, and delta masturbating in a corner of the room. Superman then pranced away and swoops up his masturbating sycophants to the fortress of solitude in preparation of hours of bondage and slave sex. In which abhi endures regular choking and anal probing by large, jagged pieces of kryptonite

Based on your line of thinking, someone is deeply in the closest. It's ok, come on out. We won't judge you.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Based on your line of thinking, someone is deeply in the closest. It's ok, come on out. We won't judge you.

Lol. You say this after you post a gay abhi fantasy

Originally posted by Raisen
Lol. You say this after you post a gay abhi fantasy

I know logic isn't your strong point, but let me explain.

I wrote it as a joke to emphasize just how badly Abhi owned you guys.

You couldn't shut up about how much that, in your mind, proved my desires.

Therefore, you writing this means this is actually how you feel. Again, logic is not your strong point.

It's ok, you'll feel better when you admit who you really are.

Originally posted by Delta1938
I know logic isn't your strong point, but let me explain.

I wrote it as a joke to emphasize just how badly Abhi owned you guys.

You couldn't shut up about how much that, in your mind, proved my desires.

Therefore, you writing this means this is actually how you feel. Again, logic is not your strong point.

It's ok, you'll feel better when you admit who you really are.

You are my friend. I love every human on the board.

Raisen is quite weird.

Originally posted by Raisen
You are my friend. I love every human on the board.

So is this where we gather around a campfire and start singing KUMBAYA?

Thanos or Hulk solo, easily.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos or Hulk solo, easily. Based on ?

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Based on ? Comics.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Comics. Expand.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Expand. Comics with Hulk and Thanos in them.

For those claiming that the team wins it should be nice to show evidence of those characters surviving a solar system buster explosion

Also this is a freakong sneeze not even Superman fighting. The sneeze destroyed the solar system because he was unable to control the sneeze. Imagine PC Superman really wanting to destroy this guys. Is not even a contest.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
For those claiming that the team wins it should be nice to show evidence of those characters surviving a solar system buster explosion

Also this is a freakong sneeze not even Superman fighting. The sneeze destroyed the solar system because he was unable to control the sneeze. Imagine PC Superman really wanting to destroy this guys. Is not even a contest.

What made him sneeze?

Myx magical sneeze powder. I mean if you can read IS IN THE SCAN.

And before you come up with your ilogical argument that is was due to the magical powder notice how HUMANS sneezing didn't have the same solar system busting effect

^When I read arguments like these I have to wonder how much PC comics really did read.

Originally posted by krisblaze
^When I read arguments like these I have to wonder how much PC comics really did read.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/10/105634/3713211-move+star+2.jpg

AMAZING speed feat for PC Supes. He was just about to sneeze but still managed to fly to A LONG-DEAD UNIVERSE before releasing it.

On topic: Superman's sneeze easily kills the four Marvel characters mentioned.

(That is, if he allowed it to hit them... which he wouldn't. He'd go sneeze in a faraway dead reality, instead, and then come back to give Thanos and WBH some good old-fashioned Super-Spanking in order to teach them how to behave.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Myx magical sneeze powder. I mean if you can read IS IN THE SCAN.

And before you come up with your ilogical argument that is was due to the magical powder notice how HUMANS sneezing didn't have the same solar system busting effect

Who will make him sneeze here?

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
PC Superman pases by and sniffs some 5 D sneezing magical powder which causes him to sneeze uncontrollably on the direction of WBH, Thor and Silver Sufer while Thanos is returning from his bathroom break.

OP is. Did you not see?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
OP is. Did you not see?

You bad

@Carver
doh

Good job on raisen for letting us really know what happens in the house of el.

Bad job on my fellow Marvel fans for trying to fight this. Your becoming fanboys like the Superfriends are. None of them survive except maybe Surfer and Thor if they were able to fly off the planet fast enough I suppose.

^^^ Nah that sh1t only happens in Raisen's fantasies

Raise only tells the unbiased truth. I'm a cornerstone of kmc. I actually am the only one who embodies superman's values. It's not easy having integrity in a world full of sickos

I don't want to toot Raisen's horn, but it's true he keeps it real.

If you need any doubt go check out the last page of Safe Spaces in the GD. It's like an ironic truthbomb.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
I don't want to toot Raisen's horn, but it's true he keeps it real.

If you need any doubt go check out the last page of Safe Spaces in the GD. It's like an ironic truthbomb.
Thanks bro. It's hard to be sane in the insane asylum

Originally posted by Raisen
Thanks bro. It's hard to be sane in the insane asylum It's the only time I ever get almost angry on this forum. And that's not even from posting either, just from reading the ****ing shit that goes on there.

I remember one time they were arguing the standards for becoming a marine should be lowered because women were failing the test...

Edit: Ush is going to ban you hard though I feel

I'm still iffy about if a sneeze could kill someone like Thanos. I think PC Superman could beat him easily in a fight, but with the sneeze..yes no doubt it has a very large radius to it that it took out a solar system. But that is the thing, the force of his sneeze was spread out over an entire solar system. I think if he could somehow concentrate all that force into one tiny area then yes he could obliterate Thanos.

But I could be wrong.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
It's the only time I ever get almost angry on this forum. And that's not even from posting either, just from reading the ****ing shit that goes on there.

I remember one time they were arguing the standards for becoming a marine should be lowered because women were failing the test...

Edit: Ush is going to ban you hard though I feel
Ush probably will. He let's his political views cloud his mod judgment. Society is on a downhill rode because my generation and younger is being mind washed for political gain. Truly sad

Having said that. Both of you are sick homos

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Having said that. Both of you are sick homos The accepted term is "gay", or penis enthusiast.

Reported.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Having said that. Both of you are sick homos

Dang rao. We used to be best butt buddies. What happened

Originally posted by One Big Mob
I remember one time they were arguing the standards for becoming a marine should be lowered because women were failing the test...

Yeah sometimes it gets bad. Especially the marine example you just gave.



It is strange though because it truly seems like they are certain posters there that are on a "no banning" list. Some people can be just as nasty as others who have gotten temp bans or their threads closed, but for some behavior very similar to that is just ignored.

Obm let's leave this bigoted place and engage in penis enthusiasm

Penis enthusiast party in the gdf

Originally posted by Raisen
Dang rao. We used to be best butt buddies. What happened You probably coughed blood on his cock.

In that case he's not even insulting you, he's just describing you accurately.

Originally posted by Surtur
Yeah sometimes it gets bad. Especially the marine example you just gave.



It is strange though because it truly seems like they are certain posters there that are on a "no banning" list. Some people can be just as nasty as others who have gotten temp bans or their threads closed, but for some behavior very similar to that is just ignored.
Ush is one of the mods who is clearly anti conservative. He should be a mod on another forum. He is the absolute worst and most biased when it comes to gd forum. Badawi would be the best there then pr

Originally posted by One Big Mob


Penis enthusiast party in the gdf

You probably coughed blood on his cock.

In that case he's not even insulting you, he's just describing you accurately.

My throat was dry from me screaming and demanding my right to urinate in a women's bathroom even though I look like hagar the horrible

Originally posted by Raisen
Dang rao. We used to be best butt buddies. What happened

we are still buddies.

Just not butt buddies like you wanted

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
we are still buddies.

Just not butt buddies like you wanted

Well kind sir, I will take what I can get

Originally posted by Raisen
My throat was dry from me screaming and demanding my right to urinate in a women's bathroom even though I look like hagar the horrible If that's the case then no wonder rao was worried about you. You probably couldn't even lube up with saliva.