Superman Vs. Thanos

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tsscls
Superman in the Cosmic Armor with the miracle machine vs. Thanos wearing the IG w/ the HOTU.
Supes understands that if he loses, his universe is toast.
If Thanos wins, he gets Lady Death.
Fight takes place in Earth-Prime's universe-deep space, with IC Superboy-prime and Void-Sentry attacking both combatants equally. Neither (Sentry or Prime) can be destroyed.
Also, Thanos has no penis.
Fight!

Badabing
Originally posted by tsscls
Also, Thanos has no penis.
Fight! laughing out loud

Uriel005
Prime and Voidtry are flies at that point.

tsscls
Originally posted by Badabing
laughing out loud

Look, don't laugh at me.
I'm going by the last episode of Smallville; where Darkseid's cock fell off, his face turned purple and the story didn't suck.
The whole episode was brought to us by this band called LifeHouse, that told me about I, and you, and everyone else.
I'll give you an episode recap this saturday on the newest one.
confused

Black bolt z
Superman.

The CA is a walking plot device.

Mindset
Originally posted by tsscls

Also, Thanos has no penis.
So it's just regular Thanos, then?

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Mindset
So it's just regular Thanos, then?

laughing

tsscls
Originally posted by Mindset
So it's just regular Thanos, then?
No.
It's not regular Thanos.
He still has his testicles.
Pay attention.

Bouboumaster
Thanos stomp.

Unless the Presence or TOAA are involved, nothing stop Thanos with the Hearth of the Universe.
Thanos sport the best showing ever with that shit

tsscls
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Thanos stomp.

Unless the Presence or TOAA are involved, nothing stop Thanos with the Hearth of the Universe.
Thanos sport the best showing ever with that shit

What is this "Hearth of the Universe" of which you speak? Does this hang above Thanos' fireplace?

tsscls
So TI Thanos is full of the Xmas spirit. I see how he gets his powers now!

long pig
So basically Thanos with purple truck-nuts?

Uriel005
Cosmic armor adapts and immunizes to IG and HotU

Bentley
Superman needs no armor to beat this fool...

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by tsscls
What is this "Hearth of the Universe" of which you speak? Does this hang above Thanos' fireplace?

With that, Thanos basically shut down Marvel.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
With that, Thanos basically shut down Marvel. His was referring to your misspelling of heart laughing out loud. A hearth has something to do with a fireplace(not sure what) hence what he said.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Black bolt z
His was referring to your misspelling of heart laughing out loud. A hearth has something to do with a fireplace(not sure what) hence what he said. Isn't hearth a synonym for dungbell.

zeel
eternal stalemate.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by quanchi112
Isn't hearth a synonym for dungbell. youbastard

quanchi112
Originally posted by Black bolt z
youbastard Is dungbell your final answer ?

long pig
Thanos without a dick will be slightly faster and more aerodynamic. Less wind resistance. He'd finally have those FTL reflexes quanchi's always talking about.

zeel
Originally posted by long pig
Thanos without a dick will be slightly faster and more aerodynamic. Less wind resistance. He'd finally have those FTL reflexes quanchi's always talking about.

laughing haha

ares834
Thanos doesn't need his equipment to win.

cdtm
Supes ditches the cosmic stuff, and just beats Thanos down. big grin

Batman-Prime
Thanos is unkillable, beyond Death. Proof that Superman has killed someone who is as unkillable as Thanos, beyond Death. Thanos has pawned the Maker who had infinite Power, like Mandrakk and that was before his upgrade. Except of this, he has here the IG and the HOTU which made him the Supreme Being of the whole Omniverse (which DCs Multiverse or Megaverse is a part of). Actually this is spite, Thanos stomps, without the IG and the HOTU. The only thing the CA could do was do some petty blasts which didn't do much damage.

Bouboumaster
The CA seems to be a monstruous artefact, that would stomp probably the IG. But Thanos with the HOTU absorbed even the Living Tribunal. He got the power of TOAA for a moment. He wins this, and wins against anyone who isn't Presence/God/TOAA and the others "god= writers/editors/etc".

Brockalizer
Originally posted by Uriel005
Cosmic armor adapts and immunizes to IG and HotU
laughing Thanos's power to alter reality would make the cosmic armor irrelevant.

long pig
Could Thanos kill himself?

kgkg
Originally posted by long pig
Thanos without a dick will be slightly faster and more aerodynamic. Less wind resistance. He'd finally have those FTL reflexes quanchi's always talking about. No dick means no shields needed.

long pig
How much would quanchi pay for Thanos's lost dick?

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