Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

van zan, master of diving into things and dying vs. the wood-chipper from fargo.

fight takes place in the roman colosseum. bloodlust is on for both (meaning of course that van zan is rage-contemplating suicide and the woodchipper is set to it's highest speed)

who wins?

Van Zan tips the woodchipper over and leaves

/thread

no way would van zan settle for such a punk move.

he'd take on the woodchipper to the face like a badass..

If he's going up against the woodchipper like he did the Alpha Dragon, he'd pwn. He'd just tear it up with his axe. A woodchipper isn't a 40 foot flying fire breathing anthropophagic lizard.

like a badass

Yeah such well thought out tacticry. Man it really makes ya go "Nice one Van Zan!!!!! Kudos to you. Massive balls. Now...whats the hattrick gonna be..?!??!?"

Good thing that's not what Zan's going to do.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah such well thought out tacticry. Man it really makes ya go "Nice one Van Zan!!!!! Kudos to you. Massive balls. Now...whats the hattrick gonna be..?!??!?"

typical shortsightedness.

you see, van zan would dive into the woodchipper (like a badass) to distract it so that quinn can sneak up and cut the motor.

van zan wins

Whatever. You seem to think everyone is stupid enough to equate a 40 ft flying dragon with a wood-chipper. It's obvious you are biased and this is a butthurt thread. I'm outtie.

LoL, a butthurt thread would be a thread Van Zan can't win, eg Van Zan vs Forest Gump. Anyhow, your crying aside.

The combination of his skull and axe would probably stall the wood chipper after he chooses to dive into it like a "badass", so Van Zan would win the same way he won in RoF.

Zan wins. This thread further demonstrates even saddie's freinds are butthurt from Zan's stomp of McClane.

but i agree. 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
van zan would dive into the woodchipper (like a badass) to distract it so that quinn can sneak up and cut the motor.

van zan wins

Originally posted by focus4chumps
but i agree. 🙂

So technically Quinn wins.
(Unless the aim/qualifier was to provide the chipper with a wooden-acting snack.) Very appropriate.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So technically Quinn wins.
(Unless the aim/qualifier was to provide the chipper with a wooden-acting snack.) Very appropriate.

i'm sorry, but mcclane has nothing to do with the topic. this is a serious discussion and i would appreciate that you either respect it or post somewhere else. thanks 🙂

LOL F4C. Your butthurt is as transparent as glass

Also Reign of Fire is on FX at this moment (coincidence, or is God stalking us?...) You guys have obviously never seen the film. Van Zan's as much of a beast as the dragons.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm outtie.

for a second i thought you stopped caring. 😍 hug

I left my condom in your rectum. I had to retrieve it.

Also the only reason Van Zan died was so he could get the dragon into position. Circumstances most definitely do not apply here, unless you have the mindset of a 1 month old. Van Zan tips the woodchipper over and walks away /thread.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I left my condom in your rectum. I had to retrieve it.

interesting turn in conversation. are those sexy muscly van zan posing scenes getting you hot and bothered?