I have not, I was mainly talking about the live-action ones. RE: Degeneration and Advent Children were decent. I've heard good things about the animated Street Fighter 2 film, I'll have to check it out.
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The SF2 anime was pure Akira like seminal deep life altering shit next to the atrocities committed against cinema by Van Damme, Kylie, Raul Julia and co on the live action version.
Which could suck the brass balls off of even that statue on the Sagat level.
Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Almost the gamemovie equivalent of both 'Battlefield Earth', syphillis and explosive diahorrea at the dinner table combined.
It just lacked John Travolta being greened up for a turn at song and dance as Blanka.
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I forgot about that, probably a testiment to its evil that I had blocked the horror.
But really, any live action movie of a character like Mario was gonna be pure, molten, steaming effluence with flies being choked by it's fumes anyway.
It was my big "NOOOOOOO....!!!!!!!! HOSKINS....!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING...???!?!?!?" moment.
Roger Rabbit was Mona Lisa next to that movie.
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Indeed, any of the Uwe Boll movies are worse than these others. At least they were campy and in their own way somewhat fun because of it, they felt like they were made to actually be silly and fun, which they were while being shit. The Boll ones are boring joyless messes that aren't even campy, they're just shit movie, poorly made by someone who seems he didn't even attempt to make them campy fun.
Well, for most of his movies this is true, I hear Postal is actually kinda fun.
F*ck all of you haters! Super Mario Bros. was pure cheesy fun! I mean, it's a story of two Italian plumbers who fight dinosaurs and fungus. What f*cking more do you want? I liked it.
Uwe Boll movies are just plain horrible.
RE: Degeneration blew FF VII: AC out of the damn water!
MK II was shit. Not that MK I was any better.
My votes go to Double Dragon, House of the Dead, and Tomb Raider.
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Doom sucked. Damn movie makers ****** up the franchise with just a movie. Dwayne Johnson (A.K.A. The Rock) had crappy acting. The movie didn't follow the same story like in the game. My guess is that they either didn't have a big budget to make it look better or that they didn't check the game and just thought it was about mutants from a lab.
They did Double Dragon as a movie...?
I was aware of the awfulness of the cartoon series..
Jesus titty f***ing christ...is nothing sacred...?!??
The horror......the horror....
Tomb Raider at least had some decent eye candy in it.
The Angelina Jolie **** and ass onslaught factor rendered it instantly superior to Mario.
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