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torontops
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AVOID Couples Retreat

Couples Retreat: comedy
Vince Vaughn and Kristen Bell stars in a comedy about couples trying to find happiness again in a tropic island paradise.. sounds like a good old fashion romp fest right? Aw..no. What follows is one of the worst films to come out in a while. Mind you, it has the really hot Kristen Bell but that�s not enough to save this mess. The movie sets up allot of gags involving sharks, bowel movements but there is never any payoffs. I have to give them thumbs up for trying..but trying doesn�t bring money into the box-office. The last great film from Vince Vaughn was Swingers and he�ll continue trying until he writes the Wedding Crashers 2. Overall, there are minimal laughs and from the preview that I attended, allot of guys were leaving the theatre 30 minutes into the film. If you can survive the whole movie, there is a message�marriage is hard work. I don�t know what�s harder�marriage or watching the entire film again!

Oct 9th, 2009 07:32 PM

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Re: AVOID Couples Retreat

The shit previews and over-the-hill Vaughn wasn't enough warning?

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the masseuse shoving his ass in vince vaugn's face in the previews....

I refuse to see that movie.

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I think that might have been Jason Bateman's face.

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who wears a speedo on their face?

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Oct 9th, 2009 09:03 PM

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I wasn't going to bother with it anyway... sorry to hear you wasted money on it.

Oct 9th, 2009 09:26 PM

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Yep ^

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there was a free screening of this on tuesday, but i stayed home and didn't bother

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Yeah I don't really need a warning.

I had planned on staying at home touching myself rather than seeing this anyway.

I would go see Zombieland a second time before watching this movie.

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Damn. I thought this movie would be funny

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My girlfriend was trying to get us to go see this. I had to tell her several times about the horrible reviews it is getting to get her to not make me go.

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It stars Vince Vaughn and it's not Swingers or Made...,why did you go see this?

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Thanks for the tip guys. I can save my eight bucks and go see something else instead.

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Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
It stars Vince Vaughn and it's not Swingers or Made...,why did you go see this?

Wedding Crashers?

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Why the fck would anyone want to see this pile of crap anyways?

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Why the fck would anyone want to see this pile of crap anyways?

people did since this made $35 million in its first three days.. to me this looks like shiite, but people prolly just wanted to laugh

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Wedding Crashers?

Amen.

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I would not recommend anyone under the age of 18 seeing this movie. We saw it tonight with another couple and thought it hilarious.

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Wedding Crashers?

yeah, that one's good too. Ever since i watched, Swingers, Made and The big Empty. I feel like i know what Vince Vaughn is going to say before he says it. Still love the dude. He definitely has a unique comedic timing that is perfect for cinema.

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I would not recommend anyone under the age of 18 seeing this movie. We saw it tonight with another couple and thought it hilarious.

thanks mom.

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