South Park Quotes

well, their is a simpson's quote thread, and i used search to make sure this hasn't already been done.

so, for all you south park fans out their, what are some of your favorite quotes from the show??

"oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
"those bastards!!!"

song from the fingerbang episode- "i wanna fingerbang bang you into my life, i wanna fingerbang bang you every night!"

"Timmah!!!!"

mr. hankey's wife- "stop staring at my breasts!"
mr. hankey- "oh shut up, everyone can tell their just silicorn!"

and the list goes on, please add on

"screw you guys, i'm goin home!" -cartman

"suck my balls!" -cartman
"present them" -4th grade teacher

"ok, so we have filmore nominated for class president. any other nominations? anybody? well thenn, i nominate ike the genius" -mr. garrison

"Timmah!!" -Timmy

"who is tolken" -lawyer
"he's a black kid at my school" -cartman
"did you hear that, he said black!" -lawyer
"well, he is black" -cartman
"their it is again!!" lawyer

"respect my authoritah!" -cartman

"man, it's hella cold out here"
"you guys are hella lame"
"man you guys are hella stupid" -Cartman
"man, i am hella cool"

"Kick ass" -cartman

"yeah right, you guys can kiss my black ass" -cartman

"Tolken, your black, you've gotta have a bass somewhere in your house" -cartman

"i wasn't picking it, i had an itch." -cartman

"that's impossible, cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a pop tart!" -stan
"yeah i do, pop tarts are frosted!" -cartman

"i'd never let some woman kick my ass. if she tried i'd be like, hey, you get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me a pie!!" -cartman

"hey woman! you shut your mouth and.....make babies!" -cartman

I could not one of these, so I thought I'd start one.

Miss Cartman-"Oh Chief Running Water, I want your hot man chowder"
Chief Running water-"Whoa Hello!!!"

Butters-"What ya doin with your weener out there Dad?"

i found one!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f36/t319162.html

Wow, and you posted on it 3 times all by yourself. Lets give him around of applause ladies and gentlemen. Can you dig it!

Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cartman: I just have to be thinking of 1776 when I trip this wire, and this rock will fall on my head, sending me into a flashback!
Kyle: Cartman, you are now declared a full-fledged retard.

Cartman: If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?

Stan: Do you have Nintendo?
Mr. McCormick: No, but there's a Colecovision in the corner.
Kyle: Christ, it's like a third-world country!

Kyle: Maybe you can kiss her.
Cartman: Or slip her the tounge.
Kenny: Mn nmph nm nmphmn nmmn.
Stan: What! How do you klnow she has a cat?!

Ms. Cartman: "You might wanna stay away from him boys, looks like he might have the Aids.

Phillip: You are such a pig f*cker terrance!
Terrance: Why would you call me a pig f*cker, phillip
Phillip: Well, lets see. First of all, you f*ck pigs
Terrance: oh, yeah.
Phillip: You'd f*ck your uncle
Terrence: Yo'd F*ck your uncle

"shut your f*cking face uncle f*cker
you're a c*ck sucking asss licking uncle f*cker
you're an uncle F*cker, yes its true
nobody f*cks uncles quite like you

shut your f*cking face uncle f*cker
you're a boner biting b*stard uncle f*cker
you're an uncle f*cker i must say
well, you f*cked your uncle yesterday

shut your f*cking face uncle f*cker
you're the one that f*cked your uncle uncle f*cker
you're an uncle f*cker i must say
well, you f*cked your uncle yesterday

Uncle f*cker, that's U
NCLE f*ck you
uncle f*cker!!!!!

stan: well at least kenny didnt die
kenny vomits up his insides then fall over dead
cartman: i love you guys

Kyle: I think i know the answer mr garrison
Cartman: ne ne neee nee nee ne
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: Hey dont call me fat ****ing jew
Mr garrison: ERIC DID YOU JUST SAY THE F WORD?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: no hes talking about ****. you cant say **** in school ****ing fat ass
Mr garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr garrison: ERIC!
Stan: Dude you just said **** again
Mr garrison: STAN!
Kenny: mmph
Mr garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: Whats the big deal it doesnt hurt any body. **** ****idy **** **** ****
Mr garrison: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNCILER
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls
[everyone gasps]
Mr garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: im sorry what i mean was [gets out megaphone] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? Mr garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude

*points toward sig* 😄

cartman: you know what guy the last thing you do befor you die is crap your pants
stan: what
cartman:yea when your jeowells release crap comes out your ass
kyle:that's f*cking stupid
cartman: oh yea i'll bet you 5 bucks when you die you crap your pants
@sshole manager dies and crap comes out his @ss
cartman: ha you owe me 5 bucks kyle this is from something wall-mart this way comes my favorite video

Chef's dad: Well, aren't you crackers just cute as the dickens?
Stan: You're Chef's parents?
Chef's mom: Yes, all his life.
Kyle: We have to talk to him!
Chef's dad: Well, he should be out now directly.
Chef's mom: Oh, he's so excited about the wedding now.
Chef's dad: Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan: No, that's okay.
Chef's dad: Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom: Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas: -and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty." [a long silence follows]
Kyle: What's tree-fitty?
Thomas: Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom: Tree-fitty.
Stan: He wanted money?
Thomas: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar.
Thomas: She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
Thomas: I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!" It said, "how about just two-fitty?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
Nellie: Lord, he was angry.
Thomas: Damn right, I was angry!
Nellie: Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.
Thomas: Aah, shut your mouth, woman!

south park is the best show on tv today