1. Go to http://www.freechatnow.com/adults.html or something like that
2. Pick a name like babygurl13 or cutiepie94 (Make it start with a letter near the beginning of the alphabet)
3. Wait for pedos
4. Talk to pedos
5. DON'T SPAM THE MAIN CHAT! THAT WILL JUST GET YOU BANNED!
6. Use the FBI Copy Pasta
7. Post hilarious screen shots
8. ???
9. PROFIT!
FBI copy pasta is as follows:
NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
If they don't reply, then say:
*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.
__________________ [SPOILER - highlight to read]: You were adopted.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: In Your Heart Building a Station.
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I did this just now.
Right before I did it (I'm pretty sure it was before I posted the quote above, maybe after, but I'm think it was before), I got a Private message from John saying "Closed b/c full of aids". (This was just in a private message)
Then I did it to this other man, posted the message that is, and then everything froze up on that chat and my 3 private chats. and then on the main chat it says "Local kill by John (Raid is full of fail)".
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.