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DarkC
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Battle.Net Experience(A written script)

Those who have and Blizzard games should know what I'm talking about.It's a parody of multiplayer Starcraft.

The Characters:

ChoboDeath853-Purple Zerg
XtremeGosu-Red Terran
killah1017-Yellow Protoss
(Someguy who i refer to as FlySwatter)

(Game starts...Big Game Hunters map)

killah1017: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
XtremeGosu: shuttup ***!
killah1017: fcuk you!!!!
XtremeGosu: learn to type dumbass
XtremeGosu:lol
ChoboDeath853: lol
ChoboDeath853: quiet you two the games startin
killah1017: i will
killah1017: after i do your mom
XtremeGosu: your sick
(everyone starts mining except for XtremeGosu)
XtremeGosu: worker rush meet in middle
(SCV's go to middle)
killah1017: worker rush is gay
XtremeGosu: cmon my economy is flucked if you dont
killah1017: too bad for you
ChoboDeath853: sory man...i prefer to actually build.
XtremeGosu: DAMM YOU
(returns to base)
ChoboDeath853: AV all.
killah1017: what is AV?
ChoboDeath853: ...
ChoboDeath853: allie vision.

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Battle.net people are the lowest forms of life on earth. Reading that made me dumber.


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Good.....that was the original purpose smile


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( 15 minutes later )

ChoboDeath853: yellow why are you mining with two probes
XtremeGosu:yeah use all xept one
ChoboDeath853: yellow?
XtremeGosu: killah why arent you listening
killah1017: because your talking to yellow
killah1017: and i'm green.
XtremeGosu: ...
ChoboDeath853: ...
XtremeGosu: you green in map, yellow in game!!!
killah1017: o i c.
(killah starts mining with all probes except one)


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LOL I WATCHED THIS ITS SO FUNNY

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Spearhead
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Location: SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!

i've seen that too laughing out loud omg, that's hilarious

"Go carriers! Maphack on!"

*beep* Killah1017 has been dropped laughing out loud


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lol...shhh yer'givin the plot away.

ChoboDeath853: You know what that wun lef over does yellow
killah1017: uuhhhh sick leave? i dunno
XtremeGosu: its supposed to build you idiot
killah1017: o i c
(starts building with one last probe)
ChoboDeath853: we gots ourselves a newbie, u think?
XtremeGosu: definitely
killah1017: stfu
killah1017: hey wats wit dese minerals
killah1017: dey not stacked! in da other wuns dey got 2000000 or mor
XtremeGosu: boy ill say.
ChoboDeath853: this aint Zero Clutter idiot

(10 minutes later)
(everyone, even yellow, has a moderate base.)
XtremeGosu: killah go scout the map
killah1017: sure i wil...
killah1017: afta i do ur mom
XtremeGosu: ...
ChoboDeath853: what is it with you and other ppl's mom!
killah1017: they hot
XtremeGosu: dude your such a ****tard.
<MaDAzN13 has joined the game.>
MaDAzN13: hey YALL
(white terran structures float up)
MaDAzN13: Got room for another HOMEY? I gots MAD skillz!
ChoboDeath853: ...
XtremeGosu: ...
(a short time later)
(chobodeath and xtreme are destroying white base)
<MaDAzN13 has left the game.>
XtremeGosu: and stay the f*** out fruitcake!!!


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I think diablo 2 chat rooms are funnier.. they go from politics to doing peoples mom in less than a few seconds


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quote:
Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
I think diablo 2 chat rooms are funnier.. they go from politics to doing peoples mom in less than a few seconds

I just hear people asking for set items, hacks, whatnot. Nothing funny.

killah1017: im going to mass carrierz!
killah1017: from my one stargate!
ChoboDeath853: oooookay...
XtremeGosu: do what you want
ChoboDeath853: lol
XtremeGosu: im attacking! back me up chobo.
ChoboDeath853: ...
ChoboDeath853: wut did u just call me?!
(a short while later)
(Chobodeath is attacking xtreme, while xtreme is feebly counterattacking on chobo's base)
ChoboDeath853: TAKE IT BACK *******!!!!
XtremeGosu: what the hell man!
XtremeGosu: ur buildings arent taking any damage u hacker
ChoboDeath853: neither r urs idiot
XtremeGosu: fine i turn it off if u do
ChoboDeath853: fine this could go on for hours n e ways
(both turn off invincibility hack)
XtremeGosu: lol...
XtremeGosu: joo call down the thunder?
ChoboDeath853: wtf is that supposed to mean?
(Nuclear launch detected.)
ChoboDeath853: HELL MAN TURN IT OFF
ChoboDeath853: CANCEL IT MAN!!!
XtremeGosu: then u'll reap the whirlwind...
ChoboDeath853: YOU IDIOT
XtremeGosu: lol
(nukes land, blow both Gosu's base, and chobo's base up.)
<ChoboDeath853 has left the game.>
<XtremeGosu has left the game.>
killah1017: all rite! dey gone! time to own this game wit ma carrierz!
(he has 12 carriers)
killah1017: go carrierz! map hack on!
<killah1017 was dropped from the game.>
(killah's former carriers stop dead in mid-air.)
FlySwatter: all rite guys im back!
FlySwatter: you rdy to kick some major @$$?
FlySwatter: guys?
<FlySwatter has left the game.>
----------THE END---------------


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<MaDAzN13 has joined the game.>

and whats all this 'joining' mid-game? isnt that impossible?


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It's put in to make it funnier.


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Man you guys are nuts-nothing like a real game because the noob would've been screwed from rushes.

Invinsibility hack?


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SaTsuJiN
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starcraft is basically on the verge of being abandonware.. so I wouldnt doubt that it exists..


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I'll probably put one in later. Of one of my own games. Saved the replay.


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The Map===Zero Clutter(3v3)

Here are their names as best as I can remember...
Top Team
dark1365---orange zerg(me!)
dark3102---red terran(best friend)
MaDRaBbIt--yellow terran

Bottom Team
chad1118---white protoss
ImpKnight12---purple terran
dark6481---blue terran(other best friend)


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(game starts)
dark3102: top
chad1118: b
dark3102: t
MaDRaBbIt: t
dark6481: bottom.
dark6481: dammit david i'm never wit u and graham.
dark1365: o well...maybe next time brad
chad1118: ya brad
dark6481: you stay out of this man
dark6481: and only my real friends get to use my name!!!
chad1118: okay okay sry
dark3102: ally up evry1
(everyone allies)
dark6481: Imp
dark6481: ally me n chad
chad1118: only MY real friends get to use MY real name!!!
dark6481: omg you idiot its in your dam screen name
chad1118: oh ya
dark6481: such an idiot.
chad1118: stfu
chad1118: anyways ally us Imp
dark6481: IMP!!!!!!!!
dark6481: (friend message) david, graham has Imp allied you or something?
dark3102: (friend message) yea
dark1365: (friend message) ya i dunno why.. he bottom, we're top


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absolute genious! keep going!


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dark1365: (friend talk) should i tell him to ally you n chad?
dark6481: (friend talk) ya u should
dark6481: (friend talk) wait i changed my mind.
dark3102: (friend talk) y?
dark6481: (friend talk) u'll find out l8r.
dark1365: (friend whisper to graham) i think he wants to backstab him
dark3102: ya i know
dark3102: damn i said that out loud
dark6481: you know.. what ?
dark1365: i was just telling him that thiessen's thinking of dumping paige.
dark6481: i aint suprised.
dark6481: now just keep the stupid domestic issues out of dis game.
dark6481: and just for the record, theissen's a dickhead.
dark3102: (whispers to 1365) good 1
dark1365: (whispers back) ya i am SOO smart aint i
dark3102: (whispers back) remember homer? s-m-r-t...
dark1365: (whispers back) ya that was a good episode.
dark3102: allied talk every1
MaDRaBbIt: oooh whos paige?
MaDRaBbIt: and is thiessen hot
dark1365: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
dark3102: never in a million years
dark3102: y r u intereseted in guys? u a homo?
MaDRaBbIt: no im a girl
dark3102: (friend message) hey brad, we got a chick on r team!!
dark6481: (friend mess..) oh she hot?
dark6481: (friend message) david ask if she's hot
dark1365: (friend message) WHY ME
dark3102: (friend mess..) cmon david turn on the ol' charm.
dark1365: (friend message) what charm?!


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dark6481: (friend mess..) do it or i tell every1 that yer scared of girls.
dark1365: (friend mess..) youll do it any way, oh well.
dark1365: (whispers to rabbit) hey are you hot?
dark3102: (friend mess..) oh ask if she's available 2
dark1365: (whispers to rabbit) and available?
MaDRaBbIt: (whispers back) no, and yes
MaDRabBit: (whispers back) y r u?
dark1365: (whispers back) no, and yes.
dark3102: (friend talk)hey how's it going david
dark6481: (friend talk) ya how is she
dark1365: (friend talk) you remember emma?
dark6481: (friend talk) which one
dark1365: (friend talk) that one in 9-18.
dark6481: (friend talk) uuuuuggghh
dark3102: (friend talk) eww.
dark1365: (friend talk) yup.
dark1365: (friend talk)how 'bout lets get on with the game.
dark3102: (friend talk) amen to that.
dark6481: (friend talk) oh btw i gonna backstab Imp.
dark3102: (friend talk) ya we'll join in..we gotta to kil him anyway.


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