Guard 3: oh no! what a shame.
Jack: yes. a terrible shame.
Guard 2: what shall we do with the corpse?
Guard 3: Corpses.
Guard 1: what?
Guard 3: the girl's dead too.
*choosewisely sobs uncontrollably*
Guard 1: Oh i see.
Guard 3: We could bury them..
Jack: No, no. I have a better idea......
Gender: Female Location: On a Journey to the Unknown
liz looks at will starts crying and says: you were my romeo, let me be your juliet and join you in death...(stabs herself)
Choosewisely: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jack: who are you? *takes swig of rum from a bottle that mysteriously appears* want some?
Guard 1: i'll go get the undertaker, shall i?
Jack: the pearl, she is calling my name*starts walking drunkily to the door*...
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Guard 2: let him go, he's crazy
Guard 1: shall i go and get the undertaker or not?
Guard 2: no no, wait, look, it's a space ship!
Guard 1: what?
Guard 2: a space ship *points at the sky wildly*
Guard 1: a space ship?
Guard 2: yes, yes! look! in the sky!
Guard 1: have you been at Jack's rum, mate?
Guard 2: no, honestly, look, there's a space ship!
*Guard 1 looks up and sees a silvery blue spaceship slowly descending towards them*
Guard 1: agh! we're being invaded!
*space ship lands* *door on the underside of the space ship opens slowly*
>>>cue suspenseful sci-fi music<<<
*little green man steps out*
Guard 2: agh! aliens!
Guard 1: don't hurt us mr. alien man!
Guard 2: don't talk to it, don't encourage it! Alien: *&"£(&!)("&£*$(£)("!"($*(£$!*(£££"!^%
Guard 2: eh?
Guard 1: he's speaking alien!
Guard 2: oh i see. Alien: $^£*"Q*&"£$
*alien comes and picks up will and liz's bodies and carries them into the spaceship* Alien: %)(*$)£("£$&^&^!"
Guard 1: i think he means goodbye.
Guard 2: goodbye mr. alien man!
*alien waves and the door of the spaceship closes behind him*
*slowly the spaceship takes off and flies away into the distance*
Guard 1: well that will stop choosewisely keeping on bringing liz back to life. They're gone now. For ever.
Guard 2: hooray!
choosewisely: noooooooo
Jack: well.. pleased to meet you
*Phoenix and Jack shake hands*
Jack: anyone else out there?
Laurie: i'm here!
Jack: wahoo, let's all go off on a crazy adventure across the sea
Laurie and Phoenix:
Laurie: we'd better take the monkey along or she'll get cross!
Phoenix: so where are we off to then?
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Apr 1st, 2005 11:46 AM
ANGEL ~*~
heeelp!!!
Alien: *&"£(&!)("&£*$(£)("!"($*(£$!*(£££"!^%
well.. pleased to meet you 
