KMC Forums - the adventures of ted and terry

SOOOOO i was thinking about these two notorious people who have the power to ruin our lives or make them complete LOL... and after reading some interviews with them, i was picturing them working on the 3rd script (as the 2nd one is beginning to be filmed)...

so ted walks into terry's office...

Ted: Terry do you have a sec?

Terry: Sure ted. I was just trying to figure out a line for Elizabeth to say after Jack says "persuade me".

Ted: aren't they filming that scene today?

Terry: Yeah. we never finished it.

Ted: Well, just have her do a little eyebrow acting and walk away.

Terry: But that leaves the scene so unfinished! i need closure here. remember how we talked about her saying something about how she checked his cabin to make sure there was no dress?

Ted: The execs at Disney nixed that one. Said it was too suggestive for the kiddies.

Terry: I just want to take this furthur.

Ted: Buddy, we still have all of movie 3. Actually, thats what I came to talk to you about.

Terry: Yeah?

Ted: Yeah. I was working on the scene where Elizabeth and Will say there vows, and I can't make it work. Its like the ending scene in CoTBP... "this is wrong." Now don't freak out... but what would you say if I said we should end it with Elizabeth sailing off with Jack?

Terry: (drops his cup of starbucks) What?!?!?! Get out of my office.

Ted: I told you not to freak out. Just think about it.

Terry: I am NOT thinking about that right now!!!! It's always something Ted. "Lets throw in a scene where Liz and Jack almost kiss... oh heck, lets just let them make out with each other!!!" I have put up with your crazy ideas, and let them go into the script. I have been a saint. I let you play your compass gags, I let Jack say the "pirate" line... what more do you want of me?

Ted: Calm down, just sit down for a second. You know it sort of makes sense when you think about it. Can we at least talk to Gore about it?

Someone else can continue this barrel of fun... LOL...