Batman can beat Superman because Superman has an exploitable weakness, you know, that little green rock. To beat Thor, you basically have to pummel him into unconciousness, something Batman will never be able to do.
thor sees bats, bats sees thor, bats throws batarang, thor catches and eats baterang, batman wets himself, thor beats bats with hammer, thor takes a nap
Stupid thread and complete mismatch. Batman has virtually no chance against somebody who can stand up against Hulk any day, who has access to magic and who has no special weaknesses.
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most of the time id agree with u, but the bat/hulk one was done well enough to be believable i thought. he just used his intelligence to good effect, he didnt try to fight the hulk, hed have to be stupid to do that.
If you're talking about the fight where Batman "lured" the Hulk into some room filled with dangerous gasses, and then he punched (yeah right) the Hulk so that the Hulk was surprised, opened his mouth and inhaled the gasses ?
When I'm depressed, I like to think of this "classic battle" and before you know it, I'm feeling happy again, ready to take on the world . That was such a laughable fight.
__________________ The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Batman beat Superman? When the hell did this happen? I know of the kryptonite issue, but that's not a fight, ergo that's not 'Batman defeating Superman'. Alfred could 'defeat' Superman if he's holding kryptonite. How the hell can you actually consider that 'beating'? As for Batman defeating Hulk, again, what the hell?? I didn't read that crossover, but if he lured the Hulk into a gas-filled room, that's not beating him. That's an ambush. It's also incredibly cowardly. No wonder I've always hated Batman. Thor wouldn't fight Batman anyway, he'd hit him once to knock him out and say something like 'thou arest a noble warrior, Thor shall not fightst thee. Sleep noble bat-warrior.'
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Sep 15th, 2004 12:01 AM
. That was such a laughable fight.
