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 Bar Room Brawl
Group A; consisting of Superman, Silver Surfer, Thor w/ Mojilnor, Incredible Hulk, and Juggernaut walk into a NEW bar to have a few suds.
Group B; consisting of Darkseid, Doomsday, Thanos (w/o IG, w/o HOTU), and Apocalypse are already sitting inside waiting to be served. It is their first time here also.
Groups A & B know nothing about each other talents, only those of their own group members.
The owners and workers of the establishment (cashier, door greeter, bouncers, cooks, bartenders, waiters, etc) who are ALL present consist of Professor X, Magneto, Jean Gray (hello there!...SLAP!), Spiderman, Rogue, Storm, Martian Manhunter, Wolverine, Drs. Doom & Strange, Wonder Woman (nice skirt, baby...SLAP!), Cptn America, Batman, Colossus, The Thing, Venom, Carnage, Green Lantern, and Ironman.
The workers of the establishment know nothing about the talents of Groups A & B, only themselves.
The bar walls are impenetrable...in other words NO ONE can possibly be thrown through a wall, or transport themselves or someone else through them. But, anything psychic or magic can take place inside.
Someone from Group B tosses an empty beer bottle that hits the Hulk in the head. He gets up to turn around, only to have Supes grab his arm and say: forget it. Hulk says: forget this!...shoves Supes backwards off his chair, jumps Group B and a fight ensues...
Who wins out of Group A or B? Do the workers of the establishment have enough to step in and break it up? Do they watch, and let A and B beat each other up first, and then break it up/toss them out?
What will happen....
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Magneto decides who will be the next person to join their establishment by serving all above drinks while finding out who is the least prejiduce. Then the owners confer with Proffesor and tip the scales of balance to elminate all except the One. I'm not familiar with D.C. but my guess in marvel would be...
Hulk. His power reaction itself describes that he doesn't treat things as better or worse. He has an innocent and honest reaction and having that effect around a group can only be a benifit.
They may even allow him to choose a partner.
That means a new scene, new players and new rules.
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Nov 19th, 2004 07:06 PM |
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BobbyD
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So in other words Maelstrom, you think there is too much going on for the workers/owners of the establishment in their favor with their telepathy/psychic abilities?
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Nov 19th, 2004 07:10 PM |
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Wonder Man
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Really in a fair fight I think Thanos would wip ass. But i got a little nuts.
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Nov 19th, 2004 07:12 PM |
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BobbyD
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So M, excluding the workers, and in the same scenario, you think Group B would win because of the Titan? Despite the 5 against 4 scenario too?
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Nov 19th, 2004 07:16 PM |
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Cosmo Kramer
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First of all just having Magneto in that bar would make it a crazy enough scene as it is, there would be swat teams everywhere waiting. Then they would have to call in the Army who winds up calling in The Avengers then all hell would break lose.
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Nov 21st, 2004 05:48 AM |
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joeboro1
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The workers would break up the figt thx to proffesor x cause he would take controll of most of the minds in group a and b that will conribute to aid him in ending the fght.
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Group B Easy.
The workers are lightweight.
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Nov 21st, 2004 07:48 AM |
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Magneto and Doom working together (i would like to see that in comics), they would probably take advantage of the fight against A & B.
superman already defeated darkseid right? silver surfer in my opinion can take doomsday down, anybody in group A can take apoc. Thanos is the big problem. but who knows.
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Nov 21st, 2004 12:03 PM |
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They would all get up to fight then Hulk would say "aww f*ck it". They would all start laughing at him actually cussing then get drunk and have a good time.
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Havoc470
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banshee comes in, buys them all a round of guiness and they sing irish drinking songs the rest of the night (maybe some dropkick murphy's)
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Juggernaut: I'm going do it! Bring out all the beer this bar owns!
*Wonder Woman brings all of it out*
Juggernaut: Nice skirt, baby *slap*
*Wonder Woman punches him all the way into the wall at the other side*
Doomsday: How the hell are you going to drink all that beer with your helmet on?!
Silver Surfer: Take it off!
*Jean starts taking her clothes off but then realizes they weren't talking to her and quickly puts them back on*
Juggernaut: Hmm, lemme think about it.
*5 hours later*
Juggernaut: No
*Everyone starts walking towards him*
Juggernaut: I can take it off anytime I want to...I just don't want to.
*Hulk grabs one arm and Thing grabs the other*
Juggernaut Nervous) What're you doing?
Thor: We are going to remove thy helmet from ye head.
Juggernaut: Oh, in that ca-- wait no!
*Everyone is pulling at the helmet then it pops off*
Silver Surfer: Dude, buy some clearasil or something, damn.
Juggernaut: Hey, just because I'm not all silver and sparkly like you, doesn't make you any better looking, baldy.
*Silver Surfer smacks him across the face with his board*
Thanos: (Picking the beer up) Hold his mouth open!
*Apocalypse runs to Juggy and holds his mouth open*
*Thanos is walking towards Juggy with the beer and everyone is yelling "chug chug" except...
Captain America: (Runs in front of Juggy) Stop, it's not the american way. (Holds a US flag up and makes a weird grin)
*Everyone gets quite and we can hear a cricket in the background*
Thanos: Get him!
*Everyone jumps on Cap and starts filling him up with beer*
(An hour later)
Captain America: (Is talking to Wonder Woman) So after I got drugged up with all that super soldier serum I was all ripped and went to one of them strip houses in...
Wonder Woman: You sexist pig! *slaps him*
*Cap's head does a complete 360 rotation, then he's looking at her again*
Captain America: So...(starts rubbing around the rim of his glass) what're you doing tonight?
*Camera goes to Magneto and Dr. Doom*
Magneto: Damn, I hope they didn't use out all the beer on that all american idiot.
Dr. Doom: Yeah, maybe you should check the inventory.
Magneto: Great idea
*Magneto turns around to check the inventory then Doom takes out a gun and slowly brings it up to Magneto's head*
Magneto: *Turns around* Is this all our inventory?
*Doom quickly puts the gun away before he turns around* Did you check in the back?
Magneto: Oh yeah
*Magneto is checking in the back then Doom slowly takes out his gun and aims it at him again*
*Magneto turns around*
*Doom quickly puts the gun away and starts whistling*
Magneto: Don't think that I don't know that you keep trying to shoot me when I have my back turned.
Dr. Doom: (starts talking in a innocent voice) Huh? What?
Magneto: I can feel the the magnetic force you, you big stupid. And don't forget...I know what you did last summer.
Dr. Doom: Oh F***
*Camera goes to Doomsday and Wolverine*
Wolverine: Mine are made out of adamantium!
Doomsday: I don't give a flying f***. I cut Superman with these babies.
Wolverine: Who the f*** is Superman?
*Doomsday points to Superman*
Wolverine: Big whoop. He looks like a sissy.
Doomsday: If he's such a sissy, try to hurt him then!
Wolverine: With pleasure! (his claws pop out and he charges towards Superman)
Superman: (Grabs both his hands) Can I help you?
Wolverine: (Tries to think of something quick) Do you know where the bathroom is?
Superman: That way *points to bathroom*
Wolverine: (Nervous chuckle) Thanks. *Walks to bathroom*
*Opens door and sees Captain America handcuffed to the sink with Wonder Woman on top of him*
Wonder Woman: Take it you little...
Captain America: Yes, Yes, give it to me mistress!
*Debris is falling off the ceiling and the floor under the both of them is cracking*
Wolverine: Riiiiiight (closes door)
*Camera goes to Jean and Rogue*
Jean: So what're you looking at?
Rogue: That hottie at the counter
Jean: The one with the cape and pointy ears?
Rogue: Yeah, he looks like the strong silent type.
*Eddie Brock is getting jealous of them staring at Batman so he walks up to him*
Eddie Brock: So where'd you come from? Trick or Treating? (starts laughing)
*Batman just continues eating and ignores him*
Eddie Brock: So you think you're too good to talk to me huh? Is that it?!
*Batman ignores him again*
Eddie Brock: Alright tough guy, let's see what's under your mask. (he reaches for his mask)
Batman: (Grabs his hand) You don't wanna do that.
Eddie Brock: What're you gonna do about it?
Batman: This (Batman flips him over the counter)
Rogue: That was hot! I am DEFINATELY getting his number!
Eddie Brock: (Gets up) So that's how you wanna play it huh? (Changes into Venom and knocks Batman's food off the counter)
Batman: Bad idea (Throws beer on him and lights him on fire)
Venom: Ahhh! (Runs in the bathroom and jumps in the toilet) That's better. (sees Wonder Woman and Captain America) Holy Sh--
Rogue: (Sits next to Batman) So what's your name sugah?
Batman: (lifts one eyebrow and makes a smirk) The Batman, but most people just call me Batman, and you?
TO BE CONTINUED (If I feel like it)
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lol, that was the greatest story line ever! Great job Arsenal, and I do hope your in a good mood enough to continue. lol 
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What the hell kind of bar is this, lol? I imagine it destroys all of life as we know it and thus there are no more comic writers, meaning all the characters die.
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Loot
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arsenal great stuff 
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Dude... That was incredibly awesome man, and hey, why wasn't Aunt May put in this.
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Havoc470
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lol, good going arsenal
if you do continue put some deadpool 
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Arsenal you gotta CONTINUED please thats really funny and i like it
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Spider-Man: *After seeing how Batman is doing with Rogue, he tries to get with Jean* So...(in his sexiest voice) What do you like better, Bats or Spiders?
Jean: I'm with a guy already...sorry
Spider-Man: *Cries and runs in the bathroom. When he gets in, he sees Wonder Woman on top of Captain America. She's swinging around the Venom symbiote. Nearly all of the bathroom appliances have fallen to the ground.*
Wonder Woman: Yeah you like it rough don't you b****?
Captain America: Yes, harder mistress!
Spider-Man: *Turns around and sees Eddie Brock curled up in a corner and shivering with an emotionless face.* Eddie, are you okay? What have they done to you?
Eddie Brock: Cold. I'm so...cold.
*Camera goes to Colossus and Thing*
Colossus: *crumbles cookie* And that's how the cookie crumbles.
Thing: Dude, that's like...so farrrrrrr (loses consciousness for a minute then wakes back up) out.
Professer X: You both are high aren't you?
Colossus: Uhhhh, maybe?
Thing: *Giggles* yeah (passes out)
Professer X: I would expect this from Thing but not from you Colossus.
Colossus: I'm sorry Charles. Please let me repent by laying on the ground and letting you pee and spit on me.
Professer X: Okay, get on the ground you crazy kid! *chuckles and starts unzipping his pants*
Thing: *Suddenly wakes up* DUDE!!! SICK! *punches Charles, knocking him out almost instantly* Dude, let's inject him with baking soda and artificial alien hormones!
Colossus: Umm okay. Hey look, it's the blind girl you keep trying to sleep with even though you know you would probably kill her if you did!*Thing looks behind him then Colossus slowly tiptoes away*
Thing: Where? Oh well (Is about to inject Professer X but passes out and drops the needle)
Carnage: *Picks up needle* Cool a needle! It might make me interested in algebra, or even turn me into a woman!
(injects himself with it and transforms in a huge misshapen hideous monster)
Darkseid: *Turns around and sees Carnage and his eyeballs turn into hearts* Wowza! *Runs at him then starts viciously humping him*
Thing: *Suddenly wakes up...again* DUDE!!! SICK! *punches Darkseid, knocking him out almost instantly then passes out...again*
Carnage: Jesus Christ that sick son of a b****! Damn I gotta take a crap. *Walks into bathroom and sees Wonder Woman sitting on Captain America's lap with her hair all messed up and hickies all over her. They are both completely naked and breathing heavily with sweat all over them. Cap is whispering in Wonder
Woman's ear and she is giggling. Carnage turns around and sees the Venom symbiote cussing to himself. The symbiote then notices Carnage and they stare at eachother in complete silence for a moment.
Venom Symbiote: Alright I can talk, Big Whoop! Those two on the floor over there are freakin perverts! I don't hafta take this sh** I'm outta here! *Goes down one of the remaining sinks*
Carnage: *Looks around and sees Spider-Man tied up in Wonder Woman's rope.* Well well well, I've been waiting for this moment, I have you right where I want you! *forms a spear*
Spider-Man: Aww come on I'm married!
Carnage: *Collapses on the floor and starts crying*
Spider-Man: *Rolls over to Carnage* What's the matter big guy?
Carnage: I'm...
Spider-Man: Yeah?
Carnage: I'm still a virgin!
Spider-Man: Uhm. I didn't need to know that...
Carnage: *forms a spear*
Spider-Man: Wait!!! I'll hook you up with one of my friends!
Carnage: Really?
Spider-Man: Yeah! *Does a nervous chuckle and tries to cover the piss stain that has formed on his pants*
Carnage: Can you arrange a date for me and Aunt May?
Spider-Man: *Turns around and regurgitates then turns back around* Yeah, sure!
Carnage: Sweet! I've gotta get ready! *Turns around and runs into the door and falls to the floor...unconscious*
TO BE CONTINUED (I think)
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