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Grizzly Bear Vs. A Gorilla With a Broken Bottle

My friend and I have been talking about this a little while.

Thought I'd get all your opinions before the thread gets closed big grin


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Hmmm , the Grizzly bear has the Gorilla beat in the weight category , the razor sharp claws help as well. But the Gorilla has some rudimentary knowledge that the thing he's Holding will hurt his opponent .

If swung correctly the Gorilla could take this.


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thats like saying a guy with a big knife could take a bear if swinging correctly wink



i'd say the bear mulls up the gorilla. regardless of weapons. unless you teach him how to use a gun.

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thats like saying a guy with a big knife could take a bear if swinging correctly wink



i'd say the bear mulls up the gorilla. regardless of weapons. unless you teach him how to use a gun.


That's interesting... because I read a news article about a guy with a 3 inch blade killed a bear.... hmm...


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That's interesting... because I read a news article about a guy with a 3 inch blade killed a bear.... hmm...


Even Maddox commented on it .

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John Hirsch:

John Hirsch was minding his own damn business in his back yard when a black bear had the audacity to assault him in his own home. Hirsch pulled out his 3 inch knife and called the bear on, circling him like a wrestler in a ring. The bear kept swatting at him, but Hirsch ducked, then stabbed the bear in the face each time it lunged. When the bear finally had enough of its shit ruined, it finally gave up and died like a pussy: its tongue was severed, jaw broken and it had several new assholes ripped into it, making it more aerodynamic (if you happen to be optimistic).

Of course, animal rights groups bitched about Hirsch, saying the bear was just looking for food. No shit? I'm sure the bear would have had no qualm about eating Hirsch, and the dumbass animal rights activists would have gotten a huge chubby if the bear had eaten him. I wish a bear would eat them instead.


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some time animal rights r dicks lol


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thats like saying a guy with a big knife could take a bear if swinging correctly wink



i'd say the bear mulls up the gorilla. regardless of weapons. unless you teach him how to use a gun.


It's surprisingly easy to teach a Gorilla to use a firearm

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wow the gorilla ans women look good together lol


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Gorilla wins with a samurai sword.


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Not a samurai sword!!!!!!!!!!!! A broken BOTTLE!!!!!!


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Grizzly wins this one easily. I mean, What does a Primate do with a borken bottle nothing. So, by using this logic.
1) The Ape stole/bought/found a bottle full of alcohol (Let's say Tequila, because that's what the Apes drink)
2)The Ape opens the bottle or whatever (The Ape propably tries to eat it first, but that doesn't matter.)
3) After 14,5 minutes the Ape gets frustrated and eats some bananas or something. ('Coz he couldn't find a lemon to go with the Tequila)
4) After calling his mom, he finally get's the bottle opened. (After amputating his fingers with a corckscrew)
5) He then procees to drink the tequila, but after one shot he remembers that he forgot the sault and goes a.p.e.s.h.i.t (literally) He calls his wife/boyfriend and says everything is okay. Then he procees busting his nuts
6) During his rage he accidentally (not!) breaks the bottle to his head (Fracking suicidal king kong)
7) After his rage, he notices that he has amputated his own nuts and all of the tequila is spilled on the ground.
8) Now equiped with a broken bottle the heartbroken ape propably slits his wrists or get's another bottle of alcohol and drinks it with the bear. (Most likely to be Vodka, because this bear is a communist spy)
9) In both cases, the ape is bound to die, because waking up next to a bear isnt something you want to experience.
10), but what happens if the ape finds a bottle full of ketchup?

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I'm gonna be the odd one out, and argue in the gorilla's favor. It probably doesn't need a bottle, it would just be in the way. While the bear has the advantage in weight, and large claws and powerful jaws, the gorilla has two very powerful arms, and strong jaws of it's own. The scales tip further for the bear, that could be overturned if the gorilla gets one good swing to the skull, neck, or spine, or a good grip on something it could break on the bear. Although, the same could be said about the bear getting a good swipe in. That's just my opinion, though.


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A Tiger comes and kills them both.


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Dude... tigers suck, get back on topic stick out tongue


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I'm gonna be the odd one out, and argue in the gorilla's favor. It probably doesn't need a bottle, it would just be in the way. While the bear has the advantage in weight, and large claws and powerful jaws, the gorilla has two very powerful arms, and strong jaws of it's own. The scales tip further for the bear, that could be overturned if the gorilla gets one good swing to the skull, neck, or spine, or a good grip on something it could break on the bear. Although, the same could be said about the bear getting a good swipe in. That's just my opinion, though.


Well, um, co-signed...but this shoulda been closed. roll eyes (sarcastic) But I'm with the gorilla. A gorilla is a lot worse than even a really strong human.


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Well, um, co-signed...but this shoulda been closed. roll eyes (sarcastic) But I'm with the gorilla. A gorilla is a lot worse than even a really strong human.


I only left it open cause I found it somewhat interesting. I would've closed it eventually. roll eyes (sarcastic)


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