Gender: Male Location: With a bunch of Aqua-Bitches fool !
You vs Lex Luthor
Ok so like.. Lex Luthor is trying 2 steal you're hair .. no better yet.. he's trying to steal you're girlfriends/boyfriends hair so he can go make himself a toupee... and of course your're not letting that shit ride and descide to end his reign of baldly madness...
The fight is in the local mall and is H2H combat.. nobody get's prep or outside help or weapons to end this fight quikly
Lex is in bloodlustmode because all the super villains/hero's in the supervilain/hero bar are laughing at him because of his bald head and Batman mistook Lex Luthor's head the other day for one of Robin's buttocks
You are in bloodlust mode because you don't want some bald freak to touch you're hair or you're girlfriends hair ... ... and ow yeah Lex's is trying to hit on you're girlfriend as wel ( so ya'll know it's on
First I would kill Aqua-pimp for making fun of the follicly challenged ... then I'd kick Luthor in the nuts, knock him over and keep kicking him when he's on the ground (martial arts are for pu$$ie$)
Gender: Male Location: the mystic lands of britain
id tell him he could have her and run other way.
or id tell him he is a comic book character that isnt real so this news would force him to go insane, by then he thinks nothing of hair in his situation and leaves the world alone. (until he plans his revenge )
Gender: Unspecified Location: Under Spidey's Fist.
I propably would get stomped though (Despite my 133 martial arts skills :P).. Isn't it common that wisdom and hair don't get a long well in the same head. I'm just wondering which one left first.
Besides, he's quaranteed to have some Psi powers as many telepaths are bald (Xavier, Moondragon, Wolverine, Hulk)
He'd propably make me feel his "guns" I'd faint in horror.
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and of course your're not letting that shit ride and descide to end his reign of baldly madness... 
... and ow yeah Lex's is trying to hit on you're girlfriend as wel ( so ya'll know it's on 
Dec 1st, 2006 08:11 PM
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