Gender: Male Location: With a bunch of Aqua-Bitches fool !
You and a baseball bat vs The Joker and 10 clowns
Ok so the Joker wants you dead because you one's told him too not wear that much make-up because now he looks like a much gayer version of the artist formely know as prince and now he's all pist and shit and called 10 of his clown homie's to come f*ck you up some of these fools includes:
Ronald McDonald
Homey D clown from IN LIVING COLOR
That crazed b*tch the Joker is f*cking..harley whatshername.
and last but not least the artist formely known as Prince because the fact that he drest like a ballerina in the 80"s and still was like the coolest being on the planet back in the day ..is just hilariuous
and the rest of the clowns are just you're every day clowns from the circus with the awesome powers to irritate people and scare little children
Hmm i'm assuming Jokers in his hidey hole while sending his Goons to take me out ?
Ronald - I'll knock the bastard unconscious and hand-cuff him to my radiator for later interrogation of where Joker is. (Also about what he adds in his burgers to make them taste so damn good)
Harley - My home is kinda cramped so as long as no ones packing heat I can keep the ***** away from me , at the same tiem I would have turned all the stoves on. When the blond FINALLY get's to me i'll have smashed her face into searing metal several times. Then being the gentleman I am i knock her clean out with a tin of beans (every Englishman has a tin of beans , it's part of being english) and call an ambulance.
Prince - He wont fight me , pansy ass ****** is too damned busy worrying over his looks and a law suit. I just pick up a ornament or a ps2 controller and take his punk-ass out.
the rest of the clowns I just generally take out one at a time , though by then one of them would probably get lucky and end me.
cant i just join the joker it would be mutch simpler. i mean i would rather be a villan in the dc universe then a hero. maybe i was in the marvel universe i would put up a fight as i would have something to fight for
I tear the Joker's heart from his body and devour its sweet tasty fleah. Then I disect his body and turn him into a meat puppet that I use to terrorize the other clowns.
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Graffiti outside Latin class.
Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
A juvenal prank.
You would all be a joke compared to the Joker if he was real. He might not be much of a physical threat but mentally he's really cunning and clever. He plays dirty so you'd all get f*cked up by him. Not to mention the ten clowns. He's not Batman's arch rival for nothing.