janus77
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talkin' crap: Dr. Strange v The Blob
scenario:
Dr. Strange is at the GP (general practitioner - medical doctor), 'cos he's come down with severe tonsillitis and can't do anything more than mumble.
The Blob is at the same GP, because he's suffering from acute diarrhea and is rapidly loosing weight at an alarming rate (he's actually only taking up ONE seat!).
They start fighting over who goes into see the GP first, The Blob has to go to the bathroom every 3minutes (on account of the diarrhea), Strange has to write out his spells in order for them to work.
bloodlusted, to the death,
who wins?
Mar 9th, 2007 09:01 PM
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Strange would still wreck him.
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Mar 9th, 2007 09:02 PM
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Re: talkin' crap: Dr. Strange v The Blob
quote: (post ) Originally posted by janus77
scenario:
Dr. Strange is at the GP (general practitioner - medical doctor), 'cos he's come down with severe tonsillitis and can't do anything more than mumble.
The Blob is at the same GP, because he's suffering from acute diarrhea and is rapidly loosing weight at an alarming rate (he's actually only taking up ONE seat!).
They start fighting over who goes into see the GP first, The Blob has to go to the bathroom every 3minutes (on account of the diarrhea), Strange has to write out his spells in order for them to work.
bloodlusted, to the death,
who wins?
Bag of Tricks ftw
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Mar 23rd, 2007 07:38 AM
janus77
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so Strange's speed at spelling ('scuse the pun) on paper is > Blob's speed going to the toilet and back to hit Strange?
I'm thinking it would be close but, Blob could always just toilet on Strange. thereby not allowing Strange the time to write a spell
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Mar 23rd, 2007 07:43 AM
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I expect hes a quick writer.
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Mar 23rd, 2007 07:49 AM
janus77
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shorthand?
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Mar 23rd, 2007 07:52 AM
janus77
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lol
Shorthand = style of taking dictation used by secretaries and the like.
words and phrases are shortened and new symbols introduced to speed up the pace of writing.
so was thinking Strange would write his spell in shorthand in order to defeat Blob.
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Mar 23rd, 2007 08:13 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by janus77
lol
Shorthand = style of taking dictation used by secretaries and the like.
words and phrases are shortened and new symbols introduced to speed up the pace of writing.
so was thinking Strange would write his spell in shorthand in order to defeat Blob.
No, this whole thread...
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Mar 23rd, 2007 08:14 AM
janus77
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nevermind, she's waiting for you in the bath.
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Mar 23rd, 2007 08:19 AM
janus77
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she does when she's drunk
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Mar 23rd, 2007 09:38 AM
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Strange doesn't need to speak to cast spells.
Also, he could still shit-stomp the Blob.
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Mar 23rd, 2007 02:13 PM
shiv
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by janus77
[BI'm thinking it would be close but, Blob could always just toilet on Strange. thereby not allowing Strange the time to write a spell
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ewwww Blob wins on points
Mar 23rd, 2007 02:26 PM
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