and you had to make yourself 4 Heralds, out of Marvel and DC Earth heroes/superheroes, villains/supervillains, who would you choose, why and what powers would you augment them with?
would you leave them with their original personalities or would you tinker ...
oh and give them all cool new names!!!!!
anyway my choices, as follows:
1. Batman (The Dark Kniggety or maybe Platinum Knight (although that name sounds like a Strip joint )).
He'd have hyperspeed, the ability to read and process millions of minds in an instant, memory reserves so vast and powerful that he could store and interrogate galaxies worth of information in minutes. he'd be superhuman CL 100 in strength, endurance and stamina. I'd let him use the Power Cosmic to amp himself as much as necessary but I'd always keep the power to depower him, just in case he got uppity.
he wouldn't have cosmic awareness, but planetary-wide awareness and the ability to mentally connect and communicate with me no matter where in what universe or timeline he was.
he'd also have the ability to siphon energies from Stars and Nebulae as well as from other superbeings but I'd always get 25% of whatever he was siphoning!
he'd be my chief herald, the one with the shiniest uniform, he'd cruise the cosmos under his own power or using his Platinum Wing space craft which is mentally connected to him and made of the same impervious platinum coating as his skin.
2. Wonder Woman (The Fire (full name "Ooh The Fire!"), Amazon Goodness, Chastity ( ))
She'd be my PA/representative for cosmic affairs. Say the universe is in peril and I'm needed, the pow-wows would be attended to by her. I'd just nap, then she'd awaken me and get me battle ready
oh powers (almost forgot, been thinking about uniform for her ). she'd have all her regular WW powers, 'cept they'd have cooler names. no more "Lasso of whatever" it'd be called "The Whip of Woe!" (and it'd be a proper whip!). instead of Hermes' poxy sandals, she'd have Manolo Blahnicks or maybe Stardust Stilettos... able to pierce any substance in the universe (save my own skin, of course) and capable of propelling her into flight at light speed.
she'd have a bitchin sword, capable of unleashing an earth shattering burst of Power Cosmic. her bracelets would now be called Cosmic Shields and they'd effectively project out around her body (and as far and wide as she wants since they'd be mentally connected with her) an impenetrable energy barrier that destroys all the atoms immediately surrounding it, converting them to anti-matter and siphoning the energies released to fuel the shield (as well as give me my 30% kick-back!).
She'd wear garters, keep her uniform, scrap the Tiara except for royal occasions (such as holding pow-wows with the universal high and mighty) and umm ... she'd mostly be spending time aboard my ship ...
and she'd have the power to see upto a year into the future.
she'd retain her feistyness and character 'cept she'd also be immensely kinky
3. Mr Fantastic (rechristened Long John)
he'd just be comic relief, retain all his normal powers, be handed a Cosmic Zimmerframe that can pull him at lightspeeds... unfortunately he'd still retain his 'mortal physiology' so that he can't operate it at optimum speeds as he'd burn to ashes.
he would be chiefly responsible for admin work and stuff... oh and also be my ambassador to Earth (take the first beatings when he has to convey the news that I'm coming to eat Earth!).
he'd be purple from head to toe and around 11ft tall and completely hairless and somewhat cylindrical in shape... women would blush when they saw him walking down the street.
he'd also retain his brilliant intellect, 'cept I'd be smarter!
4. The Hulk (renamed The Endless Rage).
he'd be my enforcer. Infinite strength (but I'd have even more ), genius intellect, ability to phase in and out of every dimension and time travel, hyperspeed flight and energy projection from one corner of the universe to the other.
if any of my Heralds get out of line, they have to face my Endless Rage.
He'd be immune to all forms of radiation and energy attacks, physical attacks would only lead to him growing even more massive and strong. he would radiate waves of gamma energy so violent that they could crumble stars, when he gets really angry and he would always be able to get angry in a flash.
all green, he'd fly standing upright, like he was levitating. completely indestructible and able to drain energies from everything within a galaxy of him (kicking back 60% of what he's draining, to me ).
Aunt May=She pulls Galan's Ears
Ant Man=Ants rule the world
Plant Man=Power of the Plants
Man Wolf=Increase his power
Thanos=He can stop pretending to be all powerful
Thanks to the PC Strange is superhumanly fast and can cast any of his spells nigh instantly. Thanks to the PC he can also amp his spells with huge amounts of cosmic energy (further improved by the now cosmicly enchated EyeOfAggamotto). The amping of his durability makes him even harder to kill if you get around his spells.
Actually thats all I'd need.
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