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How Many?
A thread with various questions in it, answer them to the best of your knowledge.
1. How many punches would it take for Superman to down Thanos if Thanos is standing still and has done no additional amping?
2. How long could Spiderman dodge Hulk before he gets hit on average?
3. How much prep time would it take for Batman to take out LT? For Reed Richards? For Thanos? Assume characters get access to any equipment they can *acquire* in some way (this nullifies xxx can just whip out xxx) argument.
4. Say that the Flash now possesses Shin Akuma's (I used Flash to avoid the comic argument) Shungokusatsu. Who could he knock out with it? The opponents can't dodge the attack (like it would matter).
a. Joker
b. Wolverine
c. Carnage
d.Iron Man
e. Hulk
f. Doomsday
g. Darkseid
5. How long would it take for Spiderman to cover the following in webbing assuming he has infinite webbing and is constantly moving at peak speeds without exhausting himself:
a. A 4,000 square foot home.
b. A football field
c. Daily Bugle Inside and out
d. The great wall of China
e. Space
6. How long would Namor have to be out of the water to lose to:
a. Carnage
b. Deathstroke
c. Shang Chi
d. Batman
e. Jubilee
7. How many hits would it take to KO Wolverine if he is tied up and cannot move by the following using punches:
a. Batman
b. Elektra
c. Deathstroke
d. Spiderman
e. Thing
f. Amped Iron Man
g. Hulk
h. Pissed off Flash
h. Gladiator (normal confidence).
i. Orion
g. Darkseid
h. Galactus
8. How many hacks would it take for Wolverine to cut off the arm of:
a. Thing
b. Colossus
c. Superman and Wolverine has green k-nite claws.
9. How long would it take for the following to bed 100 women using no powers or anything but charm and wit, they are in an unknown locale with normal clothes on:
a. Bruce Wayne
b. Tony Stark
c. James Bond
d. He Man
e. Cyclops
f. Wolverine
g. Black Cat.
10. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
NB: Only answer the questions you want to. You don't have to answer them all.
1.) a dozen or so.
3.) well, reed was able to 'take out' LT [among many of the other cosmics], simultaneously, by using a machine he built [in 30 years?] that basically turned their energies back onto them. i know this happened in the MC2 universe, which is generally regarded as non-canon - but since there is only one LT in marvel, all of his appearances should be canon for him.
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Re: How Many?
you mean ko him? well, he shrugged off an amped blow from ss, and insane thor really never did much other than bloody his nose. i think supes would need to go superspeed moonbusting shots--a LOT of them to actually score a ko. really hard to say a number. dozens?
length of time. i'd say several hours, presumably.
i don't think any of them could take lt no matter how much time. possible i suppose that they might destroy one of his m-bodies, but even that's a stretch and none of them would be able to do so without months and months of prep.
a. A 4,000 square foot home.--> less than an hour?
b. A football field-->2-3hrs?
c. Daily Bugle Inside and out-->8-10hrs?
d. The great wall of China-->several months?
e. Space-->
hmm, carnage could give him a run almost immediately. (b), (c), (d) without prep would need him considerably weakened i think to beat him straight h2h. his speed and durability would be a big issue for them. at least a few hours i'd say, though currently i'm not sure what rate he loses power exactly.
i would doubt (a) or (b) or (c) could do it. he'd heal too fast and they couldn't inflict enough damage. spidey MIGHT be able to if he hit him fast enough several dozen times. maybe. thing could likely do it going all out with a few blows, maybe a dozen. it took wwh how many? 4-5? that's at most what it would take the others and some could easily one-shot him. (IMP for flash, glads charging and hitting at near lightspeed, etc . . .).
he easily cut ben's face so maybe 2. i thought there was evidence he couldn't cut peter at all. with k-night (assuming the claws retain their sharpness) he could probably cut off supes' arm with a blow or 2.
less time than it would take batdude, but more time than it would take val.
i'll use chemo as my base and say one.
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Last edited by leonidas on Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
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Re: Re: How Many?
To clarify they can use super powerful items on number two, they'd just have to work to acquire it, they don't just "have it" at the beginning. If that makes any sense.