I wanted to do Wolverine vs Thor, after seeing how the online exclusive where the two fight conclusively proves Wolverine is faster than Thor, but I figured that's been done a lot here.
So it's Wolverine against the other Thor, Beta Ray Bill.
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Limited to pure melee, Wolverine wins. If Hulk didn't have a healing factor, Wolverine would have killed him virtually every single time they have fought, and that is the boat Bill is in. Bill doesn't have the durability to turn Wolverine's claws, nor a healing factor fast enough to compensate for the damage during the fight. Logan beats melee bricks, it's what he does, and in a melee fight Bill isn't bring anything to the table Wolverine hasn't dealt with before.
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LOL? No way. Wolverine would get ko'd with one good hammer blow to the head. And as others have said, Bill is less likely to be nice like Thor.Not even true. Especially lately, both Ultimate and Regular Hulk own Wolverine. In the past, they've written Hulk down to Wolvie to build up his rep. Logan's claws are going to do superficial damage, as said before. And Bill is going to hammer smash Logan to kingdom come.Logan "hangs" with melee bricks, and loses to top tiers like Thor and Bill. sheesh...
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For a time, sure if Bill keeps grounded. But in that time frame he's not going to wind up fatally injuring or slaying Bill. Not to mention Bill's pretty fast on his own and can easily fly at Logan while holding Stormbreaker, and if he does, this ceases to become a fight and instead becomes a ragestomp.
You basically have to handicap Bill or Thor by a good degree for Logan to not get his happy ass handed to him.
In Thor's fight there are 2 key things that Thor does/says:
1. He is not trying to harm Wolverine at first because he understands Wolverine is bloodlusted and thinks he's Sabretooth
2. He says that though Wolverine "cut" him, it did not do real damage because of the thickness of his Asgardian skin.
Then He finally gets mad enough and just hammer whomps Wolverine into the dirt.
Thor or BRB 10/10 .
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Eh, sometimes it's fun to see a different side of a character. I didn't like "Unthinkable" Doom, but the story was interesting. This Thor will no doubt not last long, and we'll get back to Thor being "nice".
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1. Bullshit. Bill isn't one shotting Wolverine. Wolverine took half a dozen direct hay makers from WWH, and he wasn't even legitimately unconscious. He took more damage then Hercules and was better off and recovered faster, and that isn't the first time he has handled damage better then top tier bricks like Herc, Thor and Hulk.
2. Hulk doesn't own Wolverine, he beats him, and that is only something he can accomplish because of his healing factor. Lacking a healing factor, the blows Wolverine lands on Hulk would kill him... which is what will happen to Bill.
3. Wolverine's claws are going to cleave through Bill like a hot knife though butter. He has cut Elder Gods, Count Neferia, Thanos, Mangog, Ymir and even Thor was cut by glancing blows from his claws.
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