I really checked to see if this has been done before. I have seen a lot of Doom vs Joker threads, but they seemed to involve prep.
The scenerio would take place in arkam asylum. Somehow Doom is locked in a cell with the deranged clown. This is Doom with no armor stripped naked, while The Joker has a common switchblade at his disposal.
One of them goes down. Doom taking out the lion was a huge feat, but The J man seems to be no slouch and is deadly in h2h. Just curious who survives in this physical encounter?
Doom should be able to knock Joker tfo but Jokers not gonna be any slouch with that switchblade. If I was Doom I would bumrush him and beat him senseless as fast as possible before he can start cutting me. If I was Joker I would actually try to wait it out. Cutting gashes all over Doom and just tire him out. You would be surprised at how many people lose their fighting spirit when holes get put in their body.
or just play defensive and wait for a good throat shot with that knife. Since jail and petty felonies are beneath doom he is not going to be as adept at fighting against common prison yard tactics Joker would be.
In reality Doomnwould win because he would straight up attack the Joker first after having roomied with him for a few days.
1) Why is Doom naked?
2) Why does Joker have a blade when a) He's locked in an Arkham Asylum cell and b) This is a hth thread?
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Yeah and Batman has beaten two tigers with no weapons. Totally pis on both showings. Thats why I said Doom needs to just bumrush him since he is obviously the stronger and faster of the two.
I am.just playing devils advocate. Doom has the advantage. But Joker can take a couple wins if he uses that blade right.
Beating an animal that outclasses you in speed,strength, durability, ferocity, claws that could bleed you out in seconds and teeth/bite power that can shatter the densest bones in your body.
lol stick a lion or tiger that wants to fight in the middle of the octagon with 8 of the top mma fighters. To the death. Tell me how a person with human stats can win? By knowing karate? Seriously.
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