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sneezing And yawning

The doctors at the present time they say: yawn evidence of the brain and body need oxygen and food, and to shorten the respiratory system needs to provide the brain and the body of oxygen, and this is what happens when the drowsiness and fainting, and prior to death. And yawning: the breathing deep place through the mouth, and not the oral route of natural inspiration for it is not equipped with a device to filter the air as it is in the nose, if left mouth open during the yawning leak with air inhalation into the body of various types of germs, dust, and aerosols, and pesticides , so was the Holy Prophet's guidance is cold yawning as much as possible, or filling the mouth with the palm or back of the left-right.

And sneezing is the opposite of yawning, is a strong and sudden come out with the air force from the lungs out of my way the nose and mouth, Wegerv with him in the way of dust and aerosols, and pesticides and bacteria that seeped into the respiratory system so it was natural to be sneezing from the Almighty because it is benefit to the body, and be yawning from the devil because it is harmful for the body, and the right one should praise Allah the Almighty for the sneezing, and to seek refuge with Him from the accursed Satan in the case of yawning

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Abu Hurayrah may Allah be pleased with him that the Prophet peace be upon him said: "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if he sneezes glorified Allah's right on every Muslim who hears him to gloating sneezes (Eshmth), and while he is a yawn of the devil have mercy could, if he said: Ha, laughed the devil of it.

Ibn Hajar said, Allah's mercy: His rhetoric: the meaning of love and dislike to the expense caused by the two, and that sneezing is the body of lightness and openness of the pores and do not end in satiety, and is other than the yawning, it is full of bug and body weight of what is caused by eating too much and the confusion, and the first calls the activity of worship and the second reversed

The Prophet peace be upon him how gloating sneezes in the Hadith narrated by Abu Huraira may Allah be pleased with him that the Prophet peace be upon him said: "If one of you sneezes, let him say, thank God, and to less than his brother or his friend: God bless you, and if said to him, God bless you, let him say: Allah guide you and set your affairs straight. "

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yawning

Allah dislikes yawning

Because of laziness and lethargy transmitted to people quickly
Unlike activity
Needs to make an effort

http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=P7XPGZWqtoQ

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Allah sounds like a persnickety dick.


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I love that Hadith. It's one of the funny ones in Sunniism.

Allah dislikes yawning - I make sure I yawn extra hard and more often.
Allah has a lot of sand in his vagina. The entire rub 'alkhali is in Allah's vagina.


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Originally posted by eninn
yawning

Allah dislikes yawning

Because of laziness and lethargy transmitted to people quickly
Unlike activity
Needs to make an effort

http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=P7XPGZWqtoQ
Allah sounds like a retard.


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we sneeze because Allaah has decreed so for our benefit. Sneezing is one of the natural sensations Allaah has granted us to get rid of the harmful secretions, or to clear the air passage (respiratory cavity) as physicians confirm. Regarding the Prophetic guidance on sneezing,

If a non-Muslim sneezes, it is permissible for a Muslim to tell him: "May Allaah guide you and rectify your affairs." The evidence about this is that Imaam At-Tirmithi may Allaah have mercy upon him reported that the Jews used to sneeze in front of the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allaah exalt his mention )

expecting him to tell them: "May Allaah have mercy on you", but the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allaah exalt his mention ) used to tell them: "May Allaah guide you and rectify your affairs." However, if you are the one who sneezes and says 'Al-Hamdu Lillaah' and then a non-Muslim tells you: "May Allaah have mercy on you", then we do not see any harm to respond to him saying: "May Allaah guide you and rectify your affairs." In reality, you are supplicating to Allaah to guide him, and it is permissible to supplicate to Allaah to

guide non-Muslims. It is confirmed that the Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allaah exalt his mention ) supplicated for the tribe of Daws saying: "O Allaah! Guide the tribe of Daws." He also supplicated for the tribe of Thaqeef as he sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allaah exalt his mention ) said: "O Allaah! Guide the tribe of Thaqeef." [Al-Bukhaari and Muslim], and these two tribes were not Muslims at that time.

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Re: sneezing And yawning

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Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning


How does Allah feel about burping and farting?


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I love that Hadith. It's one of the funny ones in Sunniism.

Allah dislikes yawning - I make sure I yawn extra hard and more often.
Allah has a lot of sand in his vagina. The entire rub 'alkhali is in Allah's vagina.


I'd like to do something to you extra hard and more often. I can or can not involve your vagina.


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Vagina are so 2012. This year it's all about f*cking the belly button.


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Re: Re: sneezing And yawning

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How does Allah feel about burping and farting?


Sorry about the previous derail, Eninn. But I'd like to know the answer to the above query.


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I also have a question for Eninn: could Allah microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?


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Hadith By Tirmidhi, Ibn majah :

"one man was sitting with Prophet SAW and kept burping and burping, the Prophet SAW said "keep your burping away from us ,the ones who fill their stomachs the most in this duniya will suffer the most from hunger on the day of judgemnt"

but the Prophet stated it quite clear in that hadith. It's the gluttonous eating that's the problem. If you have a problem and it causes you to burp, I doubt Allah will punish you for something you can't control!
We all know that Allah's anger is on the person with a full stomach. And Prophet Muhammad said "Fill one third of your stomach with food, one-third with water, and one-third with air."

And if you look at the Prophet's life, sometimes he went days at a time without food because he was so poor.

So the lesson is, don't fill up your stomach when you eat. It's hard after we got so used to it but I'm sure if we try hard enough in the sake of Allah, we can lower our food/drink intake. We have brothers and sisters all over the world starving to death...so we are no better than they are.

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I doubt Allah will punish you for something you can't control!
We can't control yawning either, you dolt.


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We can't control yawning either, you dolt.

Well yawning is contagious...so clearly people should be required to wear something that would mask their yawns...

...some kind of veil is in order.


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Originally posted by eninn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQYeHHYv63k

burping

Hadith By Tirmidhi, Ibn majah :

"one man was sitting with Prophet SAW and kept burping and burping, the Prophet SAW said "keep your burping away from us ,the ones who fill their stomachs the most in this duniya will suffer the most from hunger on the day of judgemnt"

but the Prophet stated it quite clear in that hadith. It's the gluttonous eating that's the problem. If you have a problem and it causes you to burp, I doubt Allah will punish you for something you can't control!
We all know that Allah's anger is on the person with a full stomach. And Prophet Muhammad said "Fill one third of your stomach with food, one-third with water, and one-third with air."

And if you look at the Prophet's life, sometimes he went days at a time without food because he was so poor.

So the lesson is, don't fill up your stomach when you eat. It's hard after we got so used to it but I'm sure if we try hard enough in the sake of Allah, we can lower our food/drink intake. We have brothers and sisters all over the world starving to death...so we are no better than they are.


Most insightful.

And Allah's thoughts on farting?


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farting ,,,,,



31. O Children of Adam! Take your adornment (by wearing your clean clothes), while praying and going round (the Tawaf of ) the Ka'bah, and eat and drink but waste not by extravagance, certainly He (Allah) likes not Al-Musrifun (those who waste by extravagance).

The Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and his Household and grant them peace) has said, "If any of you feels something in his stomach such that it is unclear to him, whether something has come out or not, then he should certainly not leave the mosque, unless he hears a sound or smells an odour."
[Narrated by Muslim]

And in another hadith we find:
"Satan may come to one of you in salah and blow air in his bottom, making him imagine that he has lost his wudu. So, when one experiences that, he should not turn away [from the salah] unless he hears a sound or smells an odour." [Narrated by Bazzar as in Bulugh al-Maram]

- IF YOU ARE SURE that you have passed wind, your wudu'' is invalidated, whether there is a smell or sound, or neither. If this happens while you are still performing wudu'', then you need to re-start the wudu''
(over again). If it happens during salah, you need to break off the salah and go and repeat your wudu.

that if you cannot keep Wudu due to flatulence which causes you such hardship and great suffering, then you have an excuse not to make Wudu repeatedly. You need only to make a new and separate Wudu for each prayer when the time comes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMVknISzTg0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1oVMJTcZ4

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Sounds like Allah has Alzheimers


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