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Demon Mammon
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Hell's Bible

Hell does have a bible. I actually have one. It is not an alternate version of Revelations, but it is the alternate version of Corinthians. Your Bible only has 16 chapters... Mine has 27. And it's all in Latin, which is good for me... And I have a picture of the Ritual of Mammon.

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Do your ministers diddle kids?


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Hell\s ministers would be remiss if they didn't.


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Re: Hell's Bible

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Your Bible only has 16 chapters... Mine has 27.


Mine has 1189, beat that.

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How many chapters in the Necronomicon?


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Now I condone non-denom religious practices to an extent, though I wouldn't ever dull my mind with such limiting things (especially when they try waving their anti-empirical creationist ideals and try to implement that in our EDUCATION!!!).

However, this goes beyond practices in morality, this approaches religious bullshit.


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Re: Hell's Bible

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Hell does have a bible. I actually have one. It is not an alternate version of Revelations, but it is the alternate version of Corinthians. Your Bible only has 16 chapters... Mine has 27. And it's all in Latin, which is good for me... And I have a picture of the Ritual of Mammon.


What is the evil version of Corinthians like?


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Re: Re: Hell's Bible

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What is the evil version of Corinthians like?


Wrong question to ask, iirc. If I understand Demon Mammon's perspective correctly, Lucifer is the righteous and YHWH the evil. He could just be a troll and is not really a Satanist.


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