Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
Kratos grabs Ezio and rips him in half like paper, does the same to Link, kicks Dante in the nuts, slices Ragna's head off with the Blades of Chaos, gives Ryu a punch in the face by the Gauntlet of Zeus, pulls the carbine rifle away and beats Nathan with it to death, proves to Cole that Poseidon's Rage is more powerful than Cole's lightning, I don't know a Sir Dan, and I don't know a Lenneth but Kratos will perhaps mutilate them.
Dante or Link. Ryu could pull off a ninja move and sneak the wig on him...or is this SF Ryu ?
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
yeah that does mean nothing has happen seeing as time completely stops means the that Dante still has to wait another 20secs to win in real time. I guess this is the only thread where time stop becomes a hindering factor rather than the usual benefactor.
Saiyan wig; spends 20 mins screaming to gain power, then in a rage kills whoever put told him
Afro wig; gains the power of funk and dances to 'blame it on the boogie'. He'll say hes mad at whoever put it on, but we all know he'll keep it x]
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"If you look down on us, judge us, condemn us... then you shall fear us!"
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
Dante won't get the wig on Kratos with the help of his time stopping powers because doesn't Kratos control time also? He can just stop Dante's time stop and pwn him.
Ryu from Street Fighter gets owned horribly because everyone agreed with me on the Cloud vs. Ryu thread when I said Cloud has swords and Ryu has none. Ryu gets chopped into little itty bitty pieces and Chun Li cries.
Kratos pulls down Link's skirt. His exposed pink underwear makes everyone laugh at him. Link flees back into the woods.