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Kratos vs Duke Nukem...with a twist
This is not a typical match per se.
This is a quest match between Duke and Kratos. The quest in question...Fallout: New Vegas' Bleed Me Dry quest.
The quest is simple: Red Lucy of The Thorn has tasked both men to acquire several eggs for The Thorn. Should they complete the quest, they not only get a powered-up weapon of their choice, but the chance to jump Red Lucy's bones.
As in the game, they have to collect:
1. 12 Giant Mantises Eggs
2. 12 Radscorpion Eggs
3. 12 Fire Gecko Eggs
4. 12 Nightstalker Eggs
5. 12 Cazador Eggs
6. 12 Deathclaw Eggs (they have to take down the Mother Deathclaw and the Legendary Deathclaw in order to get to the eggs)
Who wins this match...and Red Lucy's attentions?
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Who wins Lucy over? Both of 'em bang her at the same time
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
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Problem's been rectified. Kratos can now understand English.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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