Basketball match! Jedi Vs Sith

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Basketball match! Jedi Vs Sith

Anakin(ROTS), Obi-Wan(ROTS), Mace WIndu(ROTS), Yoda(ROTS), and Fisto Vs Assaj, Jango, Boba(ROTJ), Dooku, and Revan.

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Jedi:

C - Mace Windu
PF - Obi-Wan
SF - Anakin
SG - Fisto
PG - Yoda

Sith:

C - Revan
PF - Jango
SF - Dooku
SG - Boba
PG - Asajj

Hate to say this, the Sith get it. Yoda's size makes him ineffective, even as a point guard. Revan will body Windu in the paint. While Anakin is younger and more fit, he can't post on Dooku, Obi-Wan will continually get his shot swatted by Jango and his jetpack. Asajj runs circles around everyone with many assists.Sith wins this by at least 7 points.

Mace is black. Jedi wins

Originally posted by Shadow x 20
Mace is black. Jedi wins

He does have a point.

Yes he does, but a racist one

Who cares, We have picked on Plo Koon, Yarael Poo, Saesee Tin and the other jolly jedi masters of their race, so Mace must have his share as well.

Re: Basketball match! Jedi Vs Sith

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Anakin(ROTS), Obi-Wan(ROTS), Mace WIndu(ROTS), Yoda(ROTS), and Fisto Vs Assaj, Jango, Boba(ROTJ), Dooku, and Revan.
Plo Koon bends down through his knees and starts to freeze the basketball field. Then he goes iceskating with super cool sunglasses and then he scores mega mucho points.
Plo makes the jedi team über, they win by default.

And lil kreuger decides to watch a bad horror movie but he gets electrocuted by Plo Clone.

jedi has the stronger force.

Originally posted by Shadow x 20
Mace is black. Jedi wins

Mace is Michael Jordan with force powers in basketball.

Yeah, but when the Sith start using force rage, it's anybodyz guess

Mace would be a stand-out on a sorry team. He's a ball-hog and a hotdog, cuz everyone just passes to him.

Dooku, Mace and Malak would be a dream team. Mace's got the moves, Dooku and Malak the height. They could send mini-Maul after people.

Originally posted by Veneficus
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and that says what exactly? pardon my slow understanding...

Well, this is the Jedi easily seeing as how, Asaaj, Jango, and Boba aren't Sith.

Assume Jango and Boba aren't allowed their jetpacks in the match.

There is a black guy on the Jedi team yet I've never seen a Sith who was a black guy.

All Sith are white. And since white boys suck hard at playing basketball, the jedi get this, lol

A maul fan once told me that Maul is in extremely good shape.
Maybe he is black! This revelation turns the whole debate, doesn't it?