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Sadako of Girth
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Indy IV DVD..500 uses....?
So given the pain and suffering caused by the release of 'the movie of which I can barely repeat it's name cause it was so horrifically banal and shitty' (aka TOAS or KOTCS).. I thought my copy would make a good ashtray as an alternate use.(1)
Queeq prefers to employ his as a frisbee (2).
So the question of this thread would be:
What ways of using your copy can you think of, that are still preferable to putting it in your player and watching it...>?
Can we reach 500 different alternate uses, between us here KMCers...?
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Nov 16th, 2009 08:28 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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(3) Used as Brake Disc pads for van.
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Nov 16th, 2009 08:29 PM |
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4) Coasters... only to be used with the picture side down
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Nov 18th, 2009 08:06 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Oh of course wouldnt be tasteful otherwise...! 
5) As substitute ninja star for repelling invaders to your home.
(Will spilinter in their eyes too, hopefully, on impact)
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Nov 18th, 2009 03:09 PM |
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6) Disc ornament in the lips and ears of certain African tribal women.
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Nov 19th, 2009 11:03 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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7) Replacement roundabout for underfunded town centres planning to build better systems of traffic.
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Nov 19th, 2009 12:58 PM |
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8) Hip new frames for special LFL spectacles.
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Nov 20th, 2009 07:35 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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9) As a poop scoop for those embarrasing moments when the dog (or even the wife) shits all over the floor when people are watching and theres no avoiding the shame, just pick it up with your dvd and shovel it into the nearest bin.
(Plus you get the irony of using shit to clean up shit.) 
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Nov 20th, 2009 04:18 PM |
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queeq
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hehehe
10) Ice scraper for the car, that way it makes itself useful
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Nov 23rd, 2009 07:52 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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11) Use it as a clay pigeon at a rifle range.
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Nov 24th, 2009 02:50 PM |
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12) Christmas tree ornaments
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Dec 3rd, 2009 07:37 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Hahahah Festive.
13) Replacement "cat's eye" for motorway surfaces.
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Dec 4th, 2009 11:47 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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14) As cheap armour plating for crash test dummies at car factories.
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Dec 9th, 2009 12:17 AM |
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15) Trinket give aways for natives... somewhere, wherever the USA decides to invade next.
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Dec 9th, 2009 11:29 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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 Which brings us to:
16) Used for remoulding into 8 million plastic cards bearing the inscription:
"So long and thanks for all the oil."
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Dec 9th, 2009 02:40 PM |
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And to make the humiliation complete:
17) As full bonus DVD's to share the wonderful cultural heritage of the US of A.
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Dec 18th, 2009 06:13 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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18) All six billion trillion copies are woven together and floated in space between here and the sun, turning the world to darkness so Michael Bay and Luc-berg's plan will be complete.
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Dec 18th, 2009 07:24 PM |
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19) As a reflective device to use all the little bits of lights remaining on the planet.
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Dec 19th, 2009 09:39 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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20) 1 copy broken, so I can slash my wrists on the sharp broken edges when that all happens
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Dec 19th, 2009 12:58 PM |
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21) Use the broken pieces as a killing device to those who caused it
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