ZephroCarnelian
Senior Member
 Gender: Male Location: United Kingdom |
Super-Banjo!!!
"Using Super-Carpentry, Superman reduces a log of wood into a Super-Banjo!
Playing the specially tuned strings causes Super-vibrations, which travel backwards through time to effect the brains of his foe's ancestors, causing them to inbreed within their families.
Back in the present, Superman's foes are now slack-jawed yokels without a braincell between them.
In pity of his newly created rednecks, Superman drops them off the in the wilderness, where they all go by the name Cletus and make a living by selling roadkill."
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