KillerMovies - Movies That Matter!

REGISTER HERE TO JOIN IN! - It's easy and it's free!
Home » Comic Book Forums » Comic Book 'Versus' Forum » superman vs thor in....

superman vs thor in....
Started by: emporerpants

Forum Jump:
Post New Thread    Post A Reply
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread
emporerpants
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States

superman vs thor in....

the superhero dance off!!!!!!!!!!!! it goes down something like this:

thor: "superman! thou shalt be defeated by mine asgardian power worm!" *busts some godly groves*
superman: "well played, your rythm is impeccable, but can you handle my super cape shuffle?" *groves faster than a speeding bullet while never letting go of his cape*
thor: "by odins beard! thou truly art a worth dancer! but i fear thou shalt not overcome the moves of mc mjolnir!" *does a perfect mc hammer imitation in can't touch this*
superman: "i can't believe i've been pushed this far...alright, the kid gloves are off, i can't be held back by my mental blocks anymore...KRYPTONIAN STUTTER STEP INTO SUPER PLANETARY BREAK DANCE!!!!!!!" *busts the maddest groves this side of soul train, the sheer kickassitry of which inspires the rest of the world to express their appreciation through the majesty of dance*
thor: "enough! thou art the victor...thou art truly the greatest dancer the world has ever known!"
batman to thor: "OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!!!!

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:37 AM
emporerpants is currently offline Click here to Send emporerpants a Private Message Find more posts by emporerpants Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
emporerpants
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States

this is exactly how it would go down


__________________

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:37 AM
emporerpants is currently offline Click here to Send emporerpants a Private Message Find more posts by emporerpants Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
HisMajestyAC43
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: United States

of course it would...

until aunt may got to the club, then she would bust moves thor and supes couldn't even handle.


WHILE BAKING COOKIES!


__________________


Thanks to Juggernaut66666 for the Sig!

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:38 AM
HisMajestyAC43 is currently offline Click here to Send HisMajestyAC43 a Private Message Find more posts by HisMajestyAC43 Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Dalak
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: United States, Central Texas

quote: (post)
Originally posted by emporerpants
this is exactly how it would go down


Maybe that's what supes T-Vo-ed into your head, but the truth is he's a country boy at hearts and only know line dances while Thor's got Asguardian Death Metal to rock out to with Valhalla the Viking God of ROCK!!

And yes when Thor brings his Hammer to the Mosh Pit that will spell pain for Superman's Little Krypton and it's 2 Moons.


__________________

Nukie, FTW!

-Owner of the Lasso of Truth

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:42 AM
Dalak is currently offline Click here to Send Dalak a Private Message Find more posts by Dalak Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
emporerpants
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States

supes busts out some achy breaky heart


__________________

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:44 AM
emporerpants is currently offline Click here to Send emporerpants a Private Message Find more posts by emporerpants Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
batdude123
Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Gender: Male
Location: Drifting aimlessly.

Re: superman vs thor in....

quote: (post)
Originally posted by emporerpants
the superhero dance off!!!!!!!!!!!! it goes down something like this:

thor: "superman! thou shalt be defeated by mine asgardian power worm!" *busts some godly groves*
superman: "well played, your rythm is impeccable, but can you handle my super cape shuffle?" *groves faster than a speeding bullet while never letting go of his cape*
thor: "by odins beard! thou truly art a worth dancer! but i fear thou shalt not overcome the moves of mc mjolnir!" *does a perfect mc hammer imitation in can't touch this*
superman: "i can't believe i've been pushed this far...alright, the kid gloves are off, i can't be held back by my mental blocks anymore...KRYPTONIAN STUTTER STEP INTO SUPER PLANETARY BREAK DANCE!!!!!!!" *busts the maddest groves this side of soul train, the sheer kickassitry of which inspires the rest of the world to express their appreciation through the majesty of dance*
thor: "enough! thou art the victor...thou art truly the greatest dancer the world has ever known!"
batman to thor: "OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!!!!


no expression

This is probably the dumbest thread I've ever seen. laughing


__________________
Poppa's comin home to sling some dick.

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:46 AM
batdude123 is currently offline Click here to Send batdude123 a Private Message Find more posts by batdude123 Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
emporerpants
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States

you're just mad because bats can't hang with supes and thor in the groovability. wink lol


__________________

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:48 AM
emporerpants is currently offline Click here to Send emporerpants a Private Message Find more posts by emporerpants Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Dalak
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: United States, Central Texas

quote: (post)
Originally posted by emporerpants
supes busts out some achy breaky heart


He'll be too busy clutching his achy broken nuts evil face


__________________

Nukie, FTW!

-Owner of the Lasso of Truth

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:50 AM
Dalak is currently offline Click here to Send Dalak a Private Message Find more posts by Dalak Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
batdude123
Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Gender: Male
Location: Drifting aimlessly.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by emporerpants
you're just mad because bats can't hang with supes and thor in the groovability. wink lol


Oh really??? What about that one episode of Batman with Adam West. laughing


__________________
Poppa's comin home to sling some dick.

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:52 AM
batdude123 is currently offline Click here to Send batdude123 a Private Message Find more posts by batdude123 Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
batdude123
Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Gender: Male
Location: Drifting aimlessly.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Dalak
He'll be too busy clutching his achy broken nuts evil face


Who? Thor??? Yup. yes


__________________
Poppa's comin home to sling some dick.

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:53 AM
batdude123 is currently offline Click here to Send batdude123 a Private Message Find more posts by batdude123 Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
emporerpants
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States

indeed! lol. good old adam west. hmm, with some prep, i'm sure bats could devise some seriously batastic moves. ;P so bats could indeed pull out a victory in the superhero dance off. lol. and why can't i get the picture of thor rocking out to skinnard out of my head? haha


__________________

Old Post Jul 7th, 2006 05:58 AM
emporerpants is currently offline Click here to Send emporerpants a Private Message Find more posts by emporerpants Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
All times are UTC. The time now is 08:40 AM.
  Last Thread   Next Thread

Home » Comic Book Forums » Comic Book 'Versus' Forum » superman vs thor in....

Email this Page
Subscribe to this Thread
   Post New Thread  Post A Reply

Forum Jump:
Search by user:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON

Text-only version
 

< - KillerMovies.com - Forum Archive - Forum Rules >


© Copyright 2000-2006, KillerMovies.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by: vBulletin, copyright ©2000-2006, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.