Fight to death. Sarge gets ten seconds of adrenaline.
WHO WINS THIS EPIC BATTLE
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"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."
The guy who whoops the ass of one of your most beloved characters. This hurts you.
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"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."
Gender: Male Location: 1/9.7'rd Horseman of the Apocalypse
Sarge is the manliest man ever to dual wield chain saws and inject himself with adrenaline.
Sarge is so manly his chest hair can stop bullets.
This basicly all ties into us playing Alien Swarm for 6 hours last night and lots of goofing around happening.
Blax picked two chainsaws for his weapons, and took about TEN MINUTES to do the slow motion death scene because Mechagoomba his adrenaline, which is slow motion, so the slow motions stacked. He took so long to die the audio was skipping.
N.O.O.O.O.oooo in slow motion FTW.
I have never laughed so hard.
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The moon and stars aren't just shades of lead
But you wouldn't know as you rest your head.
"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."
Who was that dude who was playing with us? Do you know him?
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"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."
Sarge can also kill 50 aliens when hyped up on adernaline with a single chainsaw. Even if his enemy somehow manage to live gazing upon his manlyness then they will surely die to his chainsaw prowess.