XanatosForever
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Dark Khan Versus Sarge
Sarge is around, doing his manly thing, then the ultimate avatar of all that is ghey appears before him and challenges him...to Mortal Kombat!
Sarge, suffering from a lack of things to kill, grabs his dual chainsaws, annnd it's on!
Can the purveyor of all that is manly take down this horribly, horribly gay abomination, or will the RAGE once more succeed?
FIGHT!
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Jul 28th, 2010 05:21 PM
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Dark Khan might be able to merge dimensions, but REALITY IS WOVEN from Sarge's chest hair.
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Jul 28th, 2010 05:46 PM
XanatosForever
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Forgot to mention: DK has free use of his hammer in this match, since Sarge's got TWO CHAINSAWS.
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Jul 28th, 2010 05:54 PM
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Sarge cuts the head off of Dark Khan's hammer. Interpret that as you like.
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Jul 28th, 2010 05:56 PM
NemeBro
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Seriously, this Sarge guy fails to impress me. I would beat his punk ass and rip his chest hairs off, but then discard them as they pale compared to my manly mutton chops.
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Jul 28th, 2010 07:26 PM
I_Cheat_U_LOSE
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Sarges starts to chainsaw his limbs off due to the lack of things to kill. Dark Khan infects Sarges' sawed off limbs with RAGE so Sarges' limbs can get revenge on Sarge. Sarges' limbs start attacking Sarge himself.
Dark Khan says a Shao Khan quote "Don't Make Me Laugh".
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Jul 29th, 2010 12:15 AM
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....Wut?
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Jul 29th, 2010 12:20 AM
CosmicComet
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who the **** is sarge.
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Jul 29th, 2010 12:31 AM
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Sarge is manliness incarnate, and personified. Sarge is the chest hair from which reality is woven. Sarge's chainsaws can cut through Chuck Norris.
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Jul 29th, 2010 12:34 AM
CosmicComet
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This joke is very lame.
Dark Khan wins via being a better joke.
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Jul 29th, 2010 12:37 AM
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Is not a joke.
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Jul 29th, 2010 12:42 AM
Demonic Phoenix
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It's still laem
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Jul 29th, 2010 12:49 AM
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