peep the view count. that many people disagree with you. also, take note of the other threads views. ha ha ha ha ha ha. I win. Apparently, it's not stupid.
Ok, let me specify that the first couple of pages are funny, but then it gets lame. Too many people started kissing that guy's ass and next thing you know, he starts trying way way too hard and starts to ruin it.
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Greg Oden: The future of the Blazers. The future of the NBA.
"I took dat Piven bongo jam and personally laid down a smokin' hot vocal track over it! Add in Brit on those little tiny cymbals those hula-dancing bitches always be playin' when you eatin' in an Egyptian Restaurant and whaddaya got?"
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"That's right. FIRE! Oh, and uh, I almost forgot to mention one more thing...Uhh...You ready?...Okay, here it goes, yo...Dane Cook on kazoo! No shit, fool! DANE COOK on kazoo!!!"
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"Is the man funny? Hell no! Is he a master of the kazoo? He's more like whatever would be a step above, like, say a master even!!!"
The bongo track was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. It just made it worse that he pulled some stupid shit out of his ass about it being K-Fed and Dane Cook, etc. Then his fake conversations with Hasselhoff and his take on Adam Sandler being the backup for Click *shudders*. Its like a couple of people told him he's funny, so then he started trying to hard and it became obvious.
The really sad thing is that I SHOULD have enjoyed it simply by him mentioning people like K-Fed and Hasselhoff. To me, they are in the same category of cool based on the corny-ness standards set by stars such as Chuck Norris. But this guy failed to capitalize on my fondness of those celebs. Still, I think his original rants on Matthew's stubby arms were funny.
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Greg Oden: The future of the Blazers. The future of the NBA.
"Matthew, if you're reading this, you need to have your people call my 'people' so we can work this thing out. You don't know the history of stubby arms. I do. Shit, man. I used to have 'em too. Thanks to you know what, I'm cured."
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"Oh, and, uh, Dinkyfats. I don't appreciate the jokes about my non-existent daughter, okay? Not cool. If she were real, I'm sure it would hurt her feelings pretty bad. Do you want that?"
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