yeah you know you def watched a tarantino movie too often when you can quote almost the whole movie like my bro and i do with reservoir dogs and pulp fiction.
You know you watch too much Tarantino when...you stop off for some fries and a drink when you're returning from a diamond heist with a copper in your trunk.
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...you can quote all of his movies verbatim, but the only Bible verse you know is Ezekiel 25:17 (and you only learned that so you could tell people what it really says);
...you meet a man with the surname "Brown", and you tell him that "Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Sh*t!";
...you get a neck tattoo like the one Seth had in "From Dusk Till Dawn";
...you scour the internet for a wallet that says "Bad Mother F*cker";
...you hint to your boss that you want a hooker with a heart of gold for your birthday, and that you'll be at the Sonny Chiba triple feature all evening;
...you have a bedtime code with your significant other, which entails asking whether Mr. Pink is going to get to meet Mr. Brown tonight;
...you have acquired (and used) any of the following as a direct result of seeing a QT character use it: a Delfonics tape, a samurai sword, Elvis glasses, a "Precinct 13" T-shirt or a black suit with a skinny black tie;
...you read up on foot massage techniques after becoming convinced that they were highly sensual;
...you actually tried concealing a gold watch up your *ss.
__________________ Evelle: "Balloons! Hey, these blow up into funny shapes 'n' all?"
Grocer: "Well, no...unless round is funny."
LOL! My friend and I found that wallet on the net. I wonder if that (along with the constant quoting) means we've watched too much Tarantino? Also, I like pretending to be either Bruce Willis or Uma Thurman with my roomy's samurai swords.
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Just watched "Dogs" again today. You know you've watched too much Tarantino when...
...you don't tip because Mr. Pink doesn't tip;
...every time you use a public restroom, you note whether the doors have stalls, what kind of soap is in the dispensers, and whether they have paper towels or dryers;
...when you have to use the restroom, you ask, "Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.";
...you quit your job as a male nurse in the coma ward because you no longer consider it an honorable profession;
...when you pull out of a parking space or driveway, you mutter, "We now return to Steve McQueen in 'Bullitt'";
...you spent two months in traction because you told your Sicilian friend he's part "eggplant";
...you made up words to "Comanche" (Zed & Maynard's theme song);
(This one is not unheard of. My lyrics went "This is the part where Marcellus gets boofed...this is the part where Marcellus gets boofed..." etc.)
...you buy an adrenaline shot to keep in your freezer for emergencies;
...every time you see James Gandolfini on "The Sopranos", you sigh and say, "I knew him when.";
...you can correctly identify the QT movie for each one of these references.
__________________ Evelle: "Balloons! Hey, these blow up into funny shapes 'n' all?"
Grocer: "Well, no...unless round is funny."
Raising Arizona, 1987
Last edited by roundisfunny on Mar 27th, 2004 at 10:27 PM
Whew. What a relief. I where black suits alot but I must not watch QT too much because I every once in a while change into a yellow jump suit with a black stripe down each side.
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Mar 24th, 2004 07:53 PM
. Maybe they'll rerelease it some day.
